Sam Rush " Exciting plans for the Ground"

[AngryRam]

[quote="roger_ramjet"]i can imagine what the Rattea Lounge would be like...

You are shown to a table and order a drink - you ask for the menu which is almost incomprehensible as it is riddled with typos. You call the owner over and ask him to explain what the choices are. You are told that you are ill educated and should be able to understand simple English.

You protest - and are insulted still further, and the merits of your education are questioned, forcefully. You protest again, and are banned from the Lounge. You try to talk to some of the other waiters, but they all line up alongside the owner and refuse to take any action regarding his arrogant behavior.

It's a lounge that you determine never to go into again - but strangely you keep getting drawn back into it, on a kind of masochistic mission to make the place better and more customer friendly. You will never succeed: even members of the Armed Forces have tried and failed.

Slowly the number

[Oldtimeram]

Rattea is busy with the finishing touches to his new lounge. He is putting up signed photos of himself with Nigel. Entry is by card, but he is insisting they must be red though.

[southernram22]

it will be very sp****ly used then

[southernram22]

I sometime feel political correctness has gone too far

[KingCharlieGeorge]

Brilliant from Roger but unfortunately very true

[swaledale]

Rattea is busy with the finishing touches to his new lounge. He is putting up signed photos of himself with Nigel. Entry is by card, but he is insisting they must be red though.

I'd heard an unconfirmed rumour he was in New York speaking to a certain mr Glick about forming a break away club FC County of Derby with a view to building a club "the right Way"which would be a dominat force in the championship within 20 years!

[ramspride]

[quote="roger_ramjet"]i can imagine what the Rattea Lounge would be like...

You are shown to a table and order a drink - you ask for the menu which is almost incomprehensible as it is riddled with typos. You call the owner over and ask him to explain what the choices are. You are told that you are ill educated and should be able to understand simple English.

You protest - and are insulted still further, and the merits of your education are questioned, forcefully. You protest again, and are banned from the Lounge. You try to talk to some of the other waiters, but they all line up alongside the owner and refuse to take any action regarding his arrogant behavior.

It's a lounge that you determine never to go into again - but strangely you keep getting drawn back into it, on a kind of masochistic mission to make the place better and more customer friendly. You will never succeed: even members of the Armed Forces have tried and failed.

Slowly the number

[CornwallRam]

Back on topic. Apparently, the club has been busy buying up bits of land around the stadium.

[Oldtimeram]

Rattea is busy with the finishing touches to his new lounge. He is putting up signed photos of himself with Nigel. Entry is by card, but he is insisting they must be red though.

I'd heard an unconfirmed rumour he was in New York speaking to a certain mr Glick about forming a break away club FC County of Derby with a view to building a club "the right Way"which would be a dominat force in the championship within 20 years![/quote]

20 years?...we need Nigel then!

[chris311080]

[quote="roger_ramjet"]i can imagine what the Rattea Lounge would be like...

You are shown to a table and order a drink - you ask for the menu which is almost incomprehensible as it is riddled with typos. You call the owner over and ask him to explain what the choices are. You are told that you are ill educated and should be able to understand simple English.

You protest - and are insulted still further, and the merits of your education are questioned, forcefully. You protest again, and are banned from the Lounge. You try to talk to some of the other waiters, but they all line up alongside the owner and refuse to take any action regarding his arrogant behavior.

It's a lounge that you determine never to go into again - but strangely you keep getting drawn back into it, on a kind of masochistic mission to make the place better and more customer friendly. You will never succeed: even members of the Armed Forces have tried and failed.

Slowly the number