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Thread: O/T A Story.

  1. #11
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    I wish you had told me earlier Yak,
    I could have saved £100...
    Should have known something was wrong when he said...2-1 Millers..😂

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    While all this high finance and banter is going on inside, a sleek black Austin Allegro with Leicester number plates draws up on Westgate and out jumps...

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    A slightly balding man in his mid sixties. He looks immaculate in his Primark suit. He walks into the pub, clicks his fingers and say " Barman, what is the cost of a small glass of Lambrini. Millmoormagic who works there part time says £1.45 mi owd Cocker. The man smiles and says " pour me one young man, on the rocks".

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    Quote Originally Posted by rileyev.the.third View Post
    A slightly balding man in his mid sixties. He looks immaculate in his Primark suit. He walks into the pub, clicks his fingers and say " Barman, what is the cost of a small glass of Lambrini. Millmoormagic who works there part time says £1.45 mi owd Cocker. The man smiles and says " pour me one young man, on the rocks".
    As he serves the drink Millmoormagic leans forward over the and says 'you doing match of the day from NYS today Gary'.

    'No, Im here to do an interview with a madster postster. Have you seen...'

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    Millertop. He's raised a complaint at Mad HQ about the number of O/T threads appearing on Millersmad. I'm here to meet with him and get to the bottom of this. Millmoormagic points over to 2 blokes sat in a corner of the pub rowing, he's there arguing about this very subject with........

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTMilller View Post
    While all this high finance and banter is going on inside, a sleek black Austin Allegro with Leicester number plates draws up on Westgate and out jumps...
    Frog with Périgordmiller jet lagged whilst the driver sits quietly with a pair of shorts over his head.
    As they walk through the door they see a sign saying Rockers only so Périgordmiller enters alone whilst frog waits outside for CAM to turn up with a pint of Chantry's finest. Through the window he spies a load of old blokes drinking like they're 18 year old girls.
    CAM eventually turns up with a burger. Before he's asked where it was purchased he receives the bad news that no Mods are allowed into the Cutlers Arms!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rileyev.the.third View Post
    Millertop. He's raised a complaint at Mad HQ about the number of O/T threads appearing on Millersmad. I'm here to meet with him and get to the bottom of this. Millmoormagic points over to 2 blokes sat in a corner of the pub rowing, he's there arguing about this very subject with........
    "...Perigord, the lad in bikers leathers who arrived a few moments ago in a Black Allegro just the same as yours. Strange that..." Gary thanks MillmoorMagic and, taking his small glass of Lambrini, walks over to the table. As he approaches he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTMilller View Post
    "...Perigord, the lad in bikers leathers who arrived a few moments ago in a Black Allegro just the same as yours. Strange that..." Gary thanks MillmoorMagic and, taking his small glass of Lambrini, walks over to the table. As he approaches he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a...
    bag of pork scratchings, opens them clumsily and a few scatter onto the floor. Out of nowhere a small jack Russell appears and snaffles them up. Curious and as if to delay the inevitable he asks "whose is the dog?"

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    It’s mine says a voice from the back he’s called multi.
    And my name is mike miller.
    YAK asks who’s that with you?
    Mike millers says it’s....

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    John2 but he’s leaving in a minute for his appointment at the acupuncturist then his bible class. Just then, in walks....

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