Cameron Diaz do you mind if I join you ?.........
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Reyt just for a bit of fun let's do an o/t thread that doesn't end up with anyone getting at each others throats. Characters in the story can be Millers Madsters but you cannot sl@g them off or be abusive in any way. Let's see if we can between us write a story that maybe fun, dramatic even tragic providing it's all fictional. Maximum of 60 words per entry. You can't reply to your own post.
I'll start with the first line of the story, let's see how far we can go...........
Rileyev was sat in the Cutlers enjoying a Vodka and Red Bull, his drink of choice these days to keep his strength up. A stranger sat opposite him and said "Hi my names Cam..........
Cameron Diaz do you mind if I join you ?.........
Casper was sat in the Cutlers enjoying a Vodka and Red Bull, his choice of drink these days to keep his strength up just in case Rileyev needs any help in the bedroom department.
In walks Rileyevs new missus and sits on his lap......
I just checked to see how many vodka & red bulls I'd had.
Pocket walked in looking as handsome as ever.
Gave Riley Cam Casper and Lolmorgan the correct score for the weekend. Then left looking even more handsome.
Footballs a matter of life & death except when Cameron Diaz walks in the Cuttlers.Sorry Pocket.
She says she thought millersmad was a football site so what the flecks all this O/T Democracy O/T Brexit ****e doing on here & Rileyev get the fecking drinks in.
Casper took handsome Pockets advice and put a ton on the correct score....
Unfortunately handsome Pockets advice was wrong and Casper is down £100....
The good news is Pocket now owes Casp £100...
Cameron says Pockets that handsome that she will pay Frank the £100 but pocket will be right so there will be no need & is anybody going to buy me a fecking drink.
Yak explains to everyone that pocket can sometimes get predictions wrong 😆
Yak asks who the one eyed Gollum lookalike is then realises it’s pocket.