Fake fans

[countygump]

The 2 blokes wearing the thobe gave it away, other than that it was luverly jubba-ly.

[lunaspie]

The 2 blokes wearing the thobe gave it away, other than that it was luverly jubba-ly.

There's a protest ban,a gay s*x ban,an alcohol ban and a turban.

[the_anticlough]

an alcohol ban

Some fans might never have been to a game sober. They might find they don't even like football

[frenchmagpie]

There's a protest ban,a gay s*x ban,an alcohol ban and a turban.

Someone is going to be very disappointed when they get there !

[durhampie]

There's a protest ban,a gay s*x ban,an alcohol ban and a turban.

I wonder if Budweiser would still have sponsored the competition if they knew there would be an alcohol ban in the stadiums.

[Mark_Ross]

"singing it's coming home - to the wrong tune"

Not so much the wrong tune, as no tune. Perhaps they really are England fans.

[ncfcog]

"singing it's coming home - to the wrong tune"

Not so much the wrong tune, as no tune. Perhaps they really are England fans.

I think you'll find it IS the right tune, just not necessarily in the right order . . .

[Mark_Ross]

I think you'll find it IS the right tune, just not necessarily in the right order . . .

Seriously though, this is going to be one hell of a weird world cup; surreal even. All the teams & stadia within a John Stones throw-in; okay an hour or two's camel ride.

And it's still bloody hot! (30 C approx)

[Another one]

I think you'll find it IS the right tune, just not necessarily in the right order . . .

Don't mention IS.

[lunaspie]

Don't mention IS.

You just did - but I think you got away with it.