They do not exist

[Chauncey]

Ha ha, nice one Chauncey - there is a statue of DD in Dundee city centre. Now that's what we regard as culture!

I dropped on it by accident when I visited Dundee once,it's quite impressive tbh but i was a bit confused at the time why a statue had been erected to Dan and his dog

[griff]

That’s my usual order; a gallon of soup and a Desperate Dan pie. Horns optional.

[Blackdogblue]

Gravy Griff?

[griff]

Always.

[Chauncey]

I've heard rumours of people eating food not drenched in gravy,when they go to the chippy the only thing that they put on their chips is salt n vinegar,quite nice apparently