They do not exist

[Blackdogblue]

Right… just spent the week in Northumberland looking for a red rodent…

Top place rated was this country park & looked promising with beware squirrel signs & also info on the walls in the visitor centre.. spent 2 hours wandering with the mutt and no sign…

Spoke to a park ranger & he said not for a long time and we have mostly the wrong type of trees… he suggested another place about 5 miles away but by the way, they do not allow dogs as wild deer roaming 🤬

Gave up looking & drank a lot 😀

[howoldboy]

Did you not even see a Newcy Brown squirrel?

[postmanpete]

I used to fall over them when delivering to Blindcrake.

[Blackdogblue]

Saw none…. I remember Epcot at Disney in Florida… they had a purple dragon called Figment…

[griff]

I used to fall over them when delivering to Blindcrake.

Seen them there myself, on the road coming up from Isel.

[howoldboy]

Seen them there myself, on the road coming up from Isel.

Never liked that toilet paper. Too slippery.

[Chauncey]

At last the tide is turning about the Cumbrian fairy tale of red squirrels,they don’t exist and probably haven’t for several hundred years

[DUFCstokie]

Loads of them in North East Scotland masquerading as Aberdeen fans

[Chauncey]

There’s been more authenticated sightings of Desparate Dan than there has of red squirrels over the past 50 years stokie

[DUFCstokie]

There’s been more authenticated sightings of Desparate Dan than there has of red squirrels over the past 50 years stokie

Ha ha, nice one Chauncey - there is a statue of DD in Dundee city centre. Now that's what we regard as culture!