The most useless signpost in the UK.

[ballcock]

The most useless sign post is literally 6 miles west of my house, and it reads Ewood Park

[The Bedlington Terrier]

30 years ago I was dating a bit of really posh totty from Bury St Edmunds and we strolled up the Coppice, she could not get over how the streets ran down to the mills and she had never seen a factory chimney. In those days there were still about 50 standing. I think Accrington council have a self destruct button that they press every couple of years.