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16-09-2025, 07:48 AM #191
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NASA is to launch a satellite to say sorry to aliens. It's going to be named Apollo G.
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22-09-2025, 09:33 AM #192
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23-09-2025, 01:49 PM #193
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I just watched my first **** movie... I can't believe how young I looked...
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23-09-2025, 02:09 PM #194
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Why does Trump have to use email for communication?
Because he always gets his fax wrong.
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23-09-2025, 04:06 PM #195
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What was the name of the first illegal immigrant off the boat? Amir
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24-09-2025, 06:51 AM #196
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If you’ve half a mind to vote Reform…don’t worry, it’s all you’ll need.
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24-09-2025, 08:26 AM #197
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When the far right start the Civil War, go to the library, they'll never find you.
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25-09-2025, 01:06 PM #198
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When I was an Olympic gold medal winning cyclist, I denied ever taking drugs but I admitted to pedalling!
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30-09-2025, 07:33 AM #199
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The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers these days is Fish and Chips and even then it's with a pinch of salt!
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30-09-2025, 09:12 AM #200
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I've never had any beef with a vegan.
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