O/T Disgrace Cummings

[flourbasher]

I would have thought that if someone had doubts about their eye sight they would sit in the passenger seat and thereby 'test' their vision without endangering others
Let someone else drive or maybe his wife did drive as this hasn't been clarified but don't put passengers and other road users at risk.
Cyclists wouldnt stand a chance against tonnes of metal coming at them at even 30mph. Cyclists on their way to work 12 hours at a hospital perhaps.

From what I can gather the trip to B CAstle was on the same day as his wife's birthday. So was it really to test his eyes or go out on a jolly. The public has to make their own decision on that one

[great_fire]

You really think Stephen Kinnock was delivering medicine to his Dad on his birthday?

The difference is that they're the UK's biggest Euro-troughing family so the Remainer press left them alone.

[ragingpup]

You really think Stephen Kinnock was delivering medicine to his Dad on his birthday?

The difference is that they're the UK's biggest Euro-troughing family so the Remainer press left them alone.

As keep getting pointed out, the vast majority of the press explicitly pushed for Brexit - by that, I mean actively campaigned for it.

[Silly-miller]

A test drive following serious illness to check if ok before embarking on a longer journey....quite reasonable, actually quite sensible for any right mind person. The right thing to do for me.

Really your eyesight needs testing so instead of pining up a made up wall chart you go driving?

Do me a favour please let me know when you do this so I can stay off road.

Cheers

[Exiletyke]

Really your eyesight needs testing so instead of pining up a made up wall chart you go driving?

Do me a favour please let me know when you do this so I can stay off road.

Cheers

Imagine the scene at No 10

Boris....come in Dom
now it was a bit daft to drive that distance but I know there are no child care facilities in the largest city in the country but to drive another 30 miles to Barnard Castle is going to take some explaining.....any thoughts?
Dom.....I could say I had serious trouble with my eyesight & needed to test it so I thought driving to Barnard Castle & of course having concern for my son's welfare I took him & my wife with me What do you think Boris?
Boris....... brilliant Dom the thick british public will never suspect that we [sorry you] just made it up as it is so outlandish that it must be true
Now get out there & give it to em oph & don't forget to say sorry
Dom .......sorry for my piss poor judgement?
Boris...... no you pillock sorry for keeping everyone waiting
Dom....leave it to me Boss

[Silly-miller]

Imagine the scene at No 10

Boris....come in Dom
now it was a bit daft to drive that distance but I know there are no child care facilities in the largest city in the country but to drive another 30 miles to Barnard Castle is going to take some explaining.....any thoughts?
Dom.....I could say I had serious trouble with my eyesight & needed to test it so I thought driving to Barnard Castle & of course having concern for my son's welfare I took him & my wife with me What do you think Boris?
Boris....... brilliant Dom the thick british public will never suspect that we [sorry you] just made it up as it is so outlandish that it must be true
Now get out there & give it to em oph & don't forget to say sorry
Dom .......sorry for my piss poor judgement?
Boris...... no you pillock sorry for keeping everyone waiting
Dom....leave it to me Boss

I’d imagine it’s like this

Dom: “yo bojo how’s it going”

Boris: “Im good thanks I just completed my new this morning puzzle Phil Sent me last week.”

Dom: “that’s great I’m glad your in a good mood because Iv cocked up again mate.”

Boris opening his new jigsaw half listening: “hmm hmm that’s nice Dom let me hear all about it while I find my corner pieces.“

Dom: “yeah listen boris I panicked went home wanted peace and quite away from press so I made some BS up but the problem is my wife dragged me out to a park for a change of scenery now press is pushing for an answer and the best I got is I wanted to test my eyes, can you help?”

Boris: “now Dom you know Iv got all the time for you but this Big Ben puzzle won’t sort itself you know my times very precious these days, il tell you what you got yourself into this mess go clean it up yourself press conference is at 4 do try and keep em waiting they are nicer that way, oh Iv sorted all sides out”

[caytonmiller]

Just for Roly.
I never listen to the media. Watched Cummings recollection of the 2 week in question.
What a load of bull sht. Sack the feker.

[rolymiller]

Just for Roly.
I never listen to the media. Watched Cummings recollection of the 2 week in question.
What a load of bull sht. Sack the feker.

Thanks for your reply Cayton and to the others who made the effort for me. Shows we do have summat in common!

[caytonmiller]

Thanks for your reply Cayton and to the others who made the effort for me. Shows we do have summat in common!

You mean as well as the massive cok and a tongue like a lizard? Yeah we could be twins

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Meanwhile Junior minister Douglas Ross has resigned in disgust.

As a junior minister he's been seen in or around Westminster attending parliament and going to meetings.

However now he's resigned there's no need for him to do that so he can go home and be s constituency MP

He's the MP for Moray. I wonder how he will get there?