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12-01-2026, 02:07 PM #251
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Rumours that Denmark is to rename Greenland so that Trump never mentions it again. The proposed new name is Epstein Island.
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12-01-2026, 02:58 PM #252
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12-01-2026, 03:10 PM #253
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Isn't that how it's supposed to work?
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12-01-2026, 08:45 PM #254
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Yes it makes a dick get bigger
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12-01-2026, 11:02 PM #255
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Do try and keep up, GP.
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13-01-2026, 01:21 PM #256
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Visited my 91 year old neighbour this morning to ask her if she needed to go to the shop for anything. When it's icy outside we really should help each other. I'm now starting to get worried about her as she's been gone 4 hours and I'm starting to get hungry...
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14-01-2026, 12:59 PM #257
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It appears that the residents of Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the residents of Abu Dhabi do...
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14-01-2026, 04:45 PM #258
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One to no doubt cause offence in certain quarters of the forum.
Two muslims walking down the street dressed in niqabs. One turns to the other and asks her friend "does my bomb look big in this?"
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14-01-2026, 06:19 PM #259
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Ive just paid for my mother in law to take a trip to Paris. Thats how much I hate the French
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16-01-2026, 10:36 AM #260
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My local Greek patisserie was burgled last night.
Police are looking for a man wearing a baklava!
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