Football pet(ty) hates

[weearabs]

100 million fowk are watching henry ***** the ball back when it was going oot and pit it in the goal in the wk qualifier
and nae bustard tells the ref...

video refs no being used, its frustrating as feck tae watch yer team tae lose a trophy cause o dodgy decisions "mr mcurry YER A C***T" when a video ref would have sorted it oot,

seeing a playback o a goal on the big screen in the grund and its afsides by a mile and the refs looking at his laces... nae effin wonder fans get a tad uptight

:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ i hate fitba cause o rehn...summer fitba

rant ower for noo

[noahrab]

Plastics

Glory Hvnters

Guys who don't know what colour strip 'his' team plays in

People who see a handful of games a year and give it 'us' and 'we'

[BertrandRussell]

Music after goals.
Minutes silence/applause for absolutely anything.
Ticket prices.
Compulsory seating.
Badge-kissing mercenaries.
Rangers playing in white socks.
Rangers supporters wearing 'lest we forget' scarves all year round.
Pink f*cking boots.
Friendly scarves (WTF?).
International teams playing in one solid colour.
Blokes who think they know everything about football because they watch the EPL on telly.
Man Utd/Real Madrid/Barcelona fans all over the world.
Businessmen leaching off supporters.

[JimmyHaze]

people talking about EPL football all the time
The EPL
English Top flight Football

[521buc]

Drunk folk looking for a scrap..

[Archiebaird]

Music after goals and when team comes on pitch.

When commentators/pundits say "he's got a good touch for a big guy"

Running out of pies before half time.

The fact that the game is completely dominated by money.

The Champions League.

[TheAngusBull]

Rubbish commentators - nearly all of them

Even worse co-commentators - worst being Davie Provan. HTF can anything be described as 'very decent' ?

Crap pundits - see Hansen, Shearer and Lawro for example.

Football fans who think their own behaviour is okay but everyone else's is somehow offensive when in fact there is little difference.

Forum posters who only do banter one way. If you give it, take it, smile and have a laugh.

Police and stewards who act hard by surrounding and huckling 100 Motherwell fans for doing nothing but take no action when confronted with far bigger numbers fans indulging in standing and singing 'party songs'.

[Alternative_Poster]

Those last 2 are the same point erchie.

I understand your frustration but if the tables were turned and by some fluke we were the SPFL team struggling to get into the league section of the CL and getting humped when we got there, would you change your mind?

[happytim]

forgot to mention.

football kits from the mid 80,s to present day, some are ok, but most are crap and some are bloody terrible.

lets get back to the basic kit of the early to mid 70,s period, no advertising, no stupid spfl badge on the shoulder, just the club badge and nought else. and nae kit designers taking copious amounts of lsd before starting work.

[Archiebaird]

Those last 2 are the same point erchie.

I understand your frustration but if the tables were turned and by some fluke we were the SPFL team struggling to get into the league section of the CL and getting humped when we got there, would you change your mind?

No way.