Football pet(ty) hates

[Alternative_Poster]

They're tickets, not briefs

It's football or fitba', not footy or soccer.

Boots should be black, as should referees kit.
Who's the basturt in the hi viz yellow just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Right back = 2, Left back = 3 and so on. None of your special numbers. 1 to 11, that's it.



Yes I'm an auld kant.

[DannyBhoy]

'He's playing the quarterback position.'

[Mickybhoy]

Hand ball in the box should be a penalty...intentionaly or not

[Alternative_Poster]

Hand ball in the box should be a penalty...intentionaly or not

It already is if it's in Celtic's favour.

And you're talking pish. Handball must be intentional whether it's outside the box or inside the box.

[Mickybhoy]

You're the one talkin pish...no like ye

[tartanscone1314]

Going oan aboot assists , never had them 10 years ago.


Players saying they are tired playing two 90 minute games a week , when Tennis players can play three 5 hour games a week in temps of 100+ .

[Alternative_Poster]

You really think that every time a ball is blasted from a yard away straight into a defender's arm which is by his side and he's made no attempt to move his arm to the ball, it should be a penalty?

Yer mad.

[Mickybhoy]

Yip hand ball is hand ball

[Mook1]

Music after goals
Folk taking pictures & filming the game
Pundits saying that something is 'key'
Pundits on the pitch
Fancards
Out of town stadiums
Too many women at the games
Everton

[Dullard]

Ball gets crossed in from a corner and the centre half nods it oot for another corner, keeper and the centre half start high fiving and cuddling each other. GTF.