Boozing?

[Mook1]

I like going out on my own & making conversation with myself, folk tend to keep oot yer way as well.

[imtheboy]

I went oot myself last Friday.

All was going well until I went into a pub where there was a crowd in who'd been at a funeral that day.

2 brothers started fighting, their sister was screaming and greetin like a banshee at them and the mother was p1shed and dancing with her shoes in her hands oblivious to the family crisis..

You cant beat a good funeral...

[DannyBhoy]

A few years ago, we got these daft wee burds from Springburn up for a drink before we headed to Archaos. So the wee dirty with the gommy moof was giving me the 'come and **** me' eyes, and I duly obliged. Half way through, she said she wasn't on the pill, and not to come up her, so I pulled just as I was getting to the tickly bit.

She pulled her drawers up and her dress back down, and said 'gonnay no tell ma pals, they'll aw hink am ah pure cow', then put her jacket on and we left the room.

Hours later, I seen her, dancing under the ultra violet strobe light in Bettys in Archaos, bouncing about with a massive spunk stain all up the back of her dress.

[Goodie7]

Back of one on a Friday going onto my second pint. And it's payday. This building trade lark takes some beating ken

sitting in the boozer on yer jack, what a f'n saddo you are, elsie [/quote]

Andy the bent loner seems upset. Bless

[imtheboy]

A few years ago, we got these daft wee burds from Springburn up for a drink before we headed to Archaos. So the wee dirty with the gommy moof was giving me the 'come and **** me' eyes, and I duly obliged. Half way through, she said she wasn't on the pill, and not to come up her, so I pulled just as I was getting to the tickly bit.

She pulled her drawers up and her dress back down, and said 'gonnay no tell ma pals, they'll aw hink am ah pure cow', then put her jacket on and we left the room.

Hours later, I seen her, dancing under the ultra violet strobe light in Bettys in Archaos, bouncing about with a massive spunk stain all up the back of her dress.

I read a similar story in Cosmopolitan..

Mibbe no

[WangOneIn]

A few years ago, we got these daft wee burds from Springburn up for a drink before we headed to Archaos. So the wee dirty with the gommy moof was giving me the 'come and **** me' eyes, and I duly obliged. Half way through, she said she wasn't on the pill, and not to come up her, so I pulled just as I was getting to the tickly bit.

She pulled her drawers up and her dress back down, and said 'gonnay no tell ma pals, they'll aw hink am ah pure cow', then put her jacket on and we left the room.

Hours later, I seen her, dancing under the ultra violet strobe light in Bettys in Archaos, bouncing about with a massive spunk stain all up the back of her dress.

[Mook1]

A few years ago, we got these daft wee burds from Springburn up for a drink before we headed to Archaos. So the wee dirty with the gommy moof was giving me the 'come and **** me' eyes, and I duly obliged. Half way through, she said she wasn't on the pill, and not to come up her, so I pulled just as I was getting to the tickly bit.

She pulled her drawers up and her dress back down, and said 'gonnay no tell ma pals, they'll aw hink am ah pure cow', then put her jacket on and we left the room.

Hours later, I seen her, dancing under the ultra violet strobe light in Bettys in Archaos, bouncing about with a massive spunk stain all up the back of her dress.

That's a top story

You'd think her mates would've telt her though...