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Thread: Now I know...

  1. #21
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    re: Now I know...

    Am wi Woland

    But sometimes needs must

    Av shut ma puss when the kids are about

  2. #22
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    Well its not that difficult to get a burd, even you managed it ffs.

  3. #23
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    re: Now I know...

    I ordered mine's online.


  4. #24
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    re: Now I know...

    We know.


  5. #25
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    re: Now I know...

    Why would anyone try and impress a girl by telling her which team he supports?

  6. #26
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    He asked her why she was in the UK. She said she's a Liverpool fan. He said, "What's wrong wi' Celtic?".

    Total t0sser.

  7. #27
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    re: Now I know...

    Quote Originally Posted by BertrandRussell
    I ordered mine's online.




    and noahrab is still waiting for the fee and shipping cost

  8. #28
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    re: Now I know...

    whit was the chatup line woland.

  9. #29
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    re: Now I know...

    Quote Originally Posted by happytim
    whit was the chatup line woland.
    'I've just got the new album by Skyless, fancy coming home with me for a listen'


  10. #30
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    "'Scuse me, what's yer?"

    Seemed to be the main chat up line. He tried it on my wife first. She just pointed at me.

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