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Thread: Now I know...

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    Now I know...

    ...why they're called t@rriers.

    Builder in an Edinburgh beer garden today calls me a 'c*nt' when I'm with my wife and kid because he unsuccessfully tried to chat up my wife's mate. Mentioned he's a Tim during the unsuccessful chat up attempt.

    Sometimes I forget why I hate them and then something just pops up to remind me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertrandRussell
    ...why they're called t@rriers.

    Builder in an Edinburgh beer garden today calls me a 'c*nt' when I'm with my wife and kid because he unsuccessfully tried to chat up my wife's mate. Mentioned he's a Tim during the unsuccessful chat up attempt.

    Sometimes I forget why I hate them and then something just pops up to remind me.





    eds a good lad really when he's sober

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    I've met Ed and he's a Hibee, who hates golf.

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    The typical Timmy response. Didnae happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertrandRussell
    The typical Timmy response. Didnae happen.
    U shood hav hit him with a bottle

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    We moved tables.

    I was absolutely raging but I was with my wife and kid. He had mates with him and I was with two girls and my wee boy. What kind of hardman has a pop at a boy with his wife and kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertrandRussell
    I've met Ed and he's a Hibee, who hates golf.



    was he one of your fans? most of us on here have met him and all of us agree that he is a fud who hates golf because he has no balls

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    Ed isnae a fud. He seems a decent enough bloke to me.

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    To be fair to the boy, you are a c**t.

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