Sam Rush " Exciting plans for the Ground"

[swaledale]

Rattea is busy with the finishing touches to his new lounge. He is putting up signed photos of himself with Nigel. Entry is by card, but he is insisting they must be red though.

I'd heard an unconfirmed rumour he was in New York speaking to a certain mr Glick about forming a break away club FC County of Derby with a view to building a club "the right Way"which would be a dominat force in the championship within 20 years![/quote]

20 years?...we need Nigel then![/quote]

Apparently not, alledgedly he has one perosn in mind for a combined Chief Executive/Head Coach/Chief Scout role, though he may take Sunadays off!

[roger_ramjet]

[quote="AngryRam"]i can imagine what the Rattea Lounge would be like...

You are shown to a table and order a drink - you ask for the menu which is almost incomprehensible as it is riddled with typos. You call the owner over and ask him to explain what the choices are. You are told that you are ill educated and should be able to understand simple English.

You protest - and are insulted still further, and the merits of your education are questioned, forcefully. You protest again, and are banned from the Lounge. You try to talk to some of the other waiters, but they all line up alongside the owner and refuse to take any action regarding his arrogant behavior.

It's a lounge that you determine never to go into again - but strangely you keep getting drawn back into it, on a kind of masochistic mission to make the place better and more customer friendly. You will never succeed: even members of the Armed Forc

[AngryRam]

[quote="roger_ramjet"]i can imagine what the Rattea Lounge would be like...

You are shown to a table and order a drink - you ask for the menu which is almost incomprehensible as it is riddled with typos. You call the owner over and ask him to explain what the choices are. You are told that you are ill educated and should be able to understand simple English.

You protest - and are insulted still further, and the merits of your education are questioned, forcefully. You protest again, and are banned from the Lounge. You try to talk to some of the other waiters, but they all line up alongside the owner and refuse to take any action regarding his arrogant behavior.

It's a lounge that you determine never to go into again - but strangely you keep getting drawn back into it, on a kind of masochistic mission to make the place better and more customer friendly. You

[swaledale]

I doubt it.

[Rattea]

It is infact the Rattea Lounge a place where you can chill out and be enlightened, a place where food 'for thought' for those who want such can find it, but also a repellant place for those who want and demand to be served the same old same old burger egg and chips, and even tell the owner that if he doesn't serve that, the Rattea will not be able to work or even enter the lounge.

As all the other lounges at the ground served plain old dried burger paste and chips the Rattea Lounge serves minced angus steak that is seasoned and prepared by hand, and not the same old mass produced rubbish other lounges pass and people believe is just as good ... because that is what they are told. Instead of serving chips in old dirty frying oil the rattea lounge will serve potatio wedges from the finest poatoes and individually pan fried. And only the finest beers in their correct glasses are served not the warm **** that other lounges serve.

The problem is most of the early clientelle want the stac

[ramspride]

[quote="Rattea" da


"20:01 on 04 Apr"]It is infact the Rattea Lounge a place where you can chill out and be enlightened, a place where food 'for thought' for those who want such can find it, but also a repellant place for those who want and demand to be served the same old same old burger egg and chips, and even tell the owner that if he doesn't serve that, the Rattea will not be able to work or even enter the lounge.

As all the other lounges at the ground served plain old dried burger paste and chips the Rattea Lounge serves minced angus steak that is seasoned and prepared by hand, and not the same old mass produced rubbish other lounges pass and people believe is just as good ... because that is what they are told. Instead of serving chips in old dirty frying oil the rattea lounge will serve potatio wedges from the finest poatoes and individually pan fried. And only the finest beers in their correct glasses are served not the warm **** that other lounges serve.

The problem i

[swaledale]

Seems like someones nerve was touched there and that someone takes themselves too seriously and has too much time on their hands!!

[Rattea]

Ironically you've missed the irony I think

[swaledale]

Foot, shot oneself again...


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