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Thread: Ive moved on...

  1. #21
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    re: Ive moved on...

    Quote Originally Posted by henryspaw
    she did offer to do me a pack lunch consisting of the Skegness Blue cheese but i turned it down as I lhate the stuff
    She's gagging for it chalks, youse should be able to tell us tit size and everything by now.

  2. #22
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    re: Ive moved on...

    If youse want m opinion Chalky. Youse should of done her by now the subliminal signals are there. She's aksed for a 'blue veined cheese' and hugged you. Its on a plate (not the cheese) (and not a fish either as that's on the table).

    Do her!

    Chalky n Cheese .... snort

  3. #23

    re: Ive moved on...

    Just a quick word about yesterday,as I sat chatting to her she mentioned one of her ex boyfriends who did the dirty on her,when she finished I told her that he sounded like a right spunk trumpet to me,she just looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing,she said that she had never heard that expression before and it described him perfectly,then she had to go and as she left I could still hear her laughing,got to go,I'm running late

  4. #24
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    re: Ive moved on...

    TTN is definitely right chalks. Does she of to shove her clout in your face?

  5. #25
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    re: Ive moved on...

    Tit her up and lick her out.

  6. #26
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    re: Ive moved on...

    Good work with the spunk trumpet quote Chalky

    For gawds sake don't quote anything frank has said

    Can I of an invite to the wedding

  7. #27
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    re: Ive moved on...

    Show her your masterpiece.

  8. #28
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    re: Ive moved on...

    Get her wet over your tounge then slided it up her.

  9. #29

    re: Ive moved on...

    Erm, thankyou for your replies but it seems to be taking a slightly sleazy path now,i only hope that Paula isn't reading it.

  10. #30
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    re: Ive moved on...

    Quote Originally Posted by henryspaw
    Erm, thankyou for your replies but it seems to be taking a slightly sleazy path now,i only hope that Paula isn't reading it.
    Too late chalky !

    "knowing" this lot I expected some of the above comments tbf ... but there's a few good comments too
    you have nothing to lose by asking her out, do as buc suggested start by asking her out for a coffee & see how it goes if it doesn't go too well leave it there if it goes well .. well, nothing ventured nothing gained.

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