Just as I told you

[Pattylallacks2]

Amen to that

[gm_gm]

Montys correct in his assertion that Zils notion that this board was once frequented by some of the country's finest intellectuals is absurd.

I know its easy to make a pretence that you are someone you are not, and sometimes even appear to mildly intelligent with the aid of Wiki. But i think everyone's seen through the posters for who they are, and the board is better and stronger for this

[Slimchance]

Daft as a brush me boom boom

[kempo]

Monty..I do admire you in some ways..

You address myself but your made up stories are designed for others as both you and I know they are lies.

[Zilzal]

And just to add Monty, I'm dying as quickly as I possibly can.

My muscles are turning to bone, my walk is, at all times, that of a swaying drunk. I stop without wishing to, I speed up without wishing to and I cannot walk in anything like a straight line. Therefore if I am facing a busy road my Parkinson's takes me straight towards death on the road.

If I lived in an area populated by Islamic fundamentalists then the safest place to walk is in fact in amongst the traffic. This is because Allah has told the Islamists to drive their cars, vans and lorries ON the pavement thereby killing or maiming as many innocent Europeans as possible.

But the question is, how do people (especially spazzers like myself) know when a ten truck (Allah inspired) is coming?

I also have many falls because of my condition so a really bad fall could finish me off. This would please you greatly Monty and others who run with your particular inhuman pack. Also I have many excruciating pains in my joints and these pains perturb me in the daytime and stop me sleeping at night. Other delights to come will relegate me to a wheelchair, I'll forget how to swallow etc etc. This is bad for me but will have you happy clapping with joy. Why? Because I intend to take my own life before the worst excesses of Parkinson's kicks in.

So why don't I just kill myself tomorrow and have done with it? This is not an option because I promised my mother I would do everything in my power to prevent her having to go into a care home. It's important to know that my mother is 88 years old, is 97 % blind and almost deaf; if this wasn't enough she also has dementia and has been widowed since 1998.

All of her friends, neighbours and relatives have long since died off. YOU LYING TWAAAT, ZIL. You've said on more than one occasion that you have a sister! Quite true. BUt I live in Sheffield and my mother and sister both live in Rothm, in fact 2.5 miles apart. When did my sister last make contact of any sort with either of us? Uh..about 14 or 15 years ago.

MONTY: So let me get this straight. You now live alone, you're dying of an incurable disease and yet for 15 years you've had to look after your dementia-ridden mum all by yourself?
ZIL: Correct.

[monty_rhodes]

And just to add Monty, I'm dying as quickly as I possibly can.

My muscles are turning to bone, my walk is, at all times, that of a swaying drunk. I stop without wishing to, I speed up without wishing to and I cannot walk in anything like a straight line. Therefore if I am facing a busy road my Parkinson's takes me straight towards death on the road.

If I lived in an area populated by Islamic fundamentalists then the safest place to walk is in fact in amongst the traffic. This is because Allah has told the Islamists to drive their cars, vans and lorries ON the pavement thereby killing or maiming as many innocent Europeans as possible.

But the question is, how do people (especially spazzers like myself) know when a ten truck (Allah inspired) is coming?

I also have many falls because of my condition so a really bad fall could finish me off. This would please you greatly Monty and others who run with your particular inhuman pack. Also I have many excruciating pains in my joints and these pains perturb me in the daytime and stop me sleeping at night. Other delights to come will relegate me to a wheelchair, I'll forget how to swallow etc etc. This is bad for me but will have you happy clapping with joy. Why? Because I intend to take my own life before the worst excesses of Parkinson's kicks in.

So why don't I just kill myself tomorrow and have done with it? This is not an option because I promised my mother I would do everything in my power to prevent her having to go into a care home. It's important to know that my mother is 88 years old, is 97 % blind and almost deaf; if this wasn't enough she also has dementia and has been widowed since 1998.

All of her friends, neighbours and relatives have long since died off. YOU LYING TWAAAT, ZIL. You've said on more than one occasion that you have a sister! Quite true. BUt I live in Sheffield and my mother and sister both live in Rothm, in fact 2.5 miles apart. When did my sister last make contact of any sort with either of us? Uh..about 14 or 15 years ago.

MONTY: So let me get this straight. You now live alone, you're dying of an incurable disease and yet for 15 years you've had to look after your dementia-ridden mum all by yourself?
ZIL: Correct.

My dear Zil, I was in a similar situation (minus the Parkinson's admittedly) and unfortunately the levels of sympathy on MM were sadly wanting, the great KerrAvon even suggesting on occasion I was making it all up.
Whoever you are in reality I bear no animus. My argument is with the username Zilzal and what he represents. He has over the years constantly attacked me principally because I have shown contempt for his beloved, the incurably boastful waster, Kempo. Zilzal even not too long ago stated that he intended to sort out the Monty/Wendun problem "permanently." Zilzal never explained why he had colluded in various Kempo fantasies such as the champagne swigging with IBS at the Blades game (a complete fiction but one you all long argued to be true until you forgot and told us you'd never met) and Zilzal has never explained why he allowed his pal to tell us all over a prolonged period that he had died. So, no, I wont personally miss Zilzal or Kempo but wish no ill to the person (or persons) who created them.

[kempo]

Zilzal..

I am very sorry to hear that you have Parkinson's Disease as it is indeed an unpleasant illness and I hope that with any progression you are in the slow group and you will live a long a glorious life.

My mum died a couple of years ago due to her dementia so again you have my sympathy as this illness is indeed 'the long goodbye'

Looking after your mum outside a care home is a wonderful act but make sure you get plenty of respite and don't be stupid and run yourself into the ground.

Always have a laugh with your mum and an occasional caring laugh at her...agree with her strange perceptions and have a chat about them and don't try and correct her delusions....just a bit of advice there..hope you don't mind.

Continue with your great posts on here and keep away from the Roulette!

Nice to see a sort of apology from monty which shows even he has a softer side..sort of!

Love your posts and as you know,you have my respect.

Hope you continue to make all the games.

I spoke to IBS in the ECT anaesthetic room yesterday and as the rubber gag was going in his mouth he mumbled that we must have another Champagne get together a la the Sheff UTD game.

All the Best

[Silly-miller]

Poor zilzal 😭

I'm sorry for what you are going through I really am.

id give you a hug but it's only a computer.

Health is just a roulette game at birth sometime it's good sometimes it's bad and sometimes it's down right 00 ****ed up.

I'd say get well soon but it don't sound like it will be a option so all I can say is feel better soon (drugs)

[monty_rhodes]

Kempo, I can't see how you interpret my post as an apology. I remember a very bitter and twisted MM poster called Willritson. He wasn't a doctor - he posted before the potential of Wikipedia was fully appreciated - but claimed to be big in finance. He was rightly banned for life. But before he was lead screaming to the gallows he posted that his mistake was to have offended the ruling clique and what he needed were allies on MM. Shortly thereafter your esteemed self joined MM and a few days later you were followed by Zilzal. from the beginning you have supported each other, had the same enemies, made the same spelling mistakes, used similar grammatical construction and on occasions have pretended to meet up or otherwise communicate off-board but on other occasions have claimed never to have met and as for your supposed communication channels that sat oddly with your statement: "I'm worried about Zil. If you're reading this please start posting again." Hmmmmm. What can all this mean? Go figure.

[caytonmiller]

Does Parkinson's effect the length of your post, that's not a euphemism