I am sunning myself on a faraway beach and decided to look in.

First thing to say is since I semi retired the site has gone to the dogs...Looked at the usernames and thought I was on the wrong site...then I saw a familiar face..MMMagic!

I am not one to say I told you so as anyone knows and my old pal nogginthenog will confirm but I did tell you.

Running a club on the cheap..poor preparation..poor players..poor fitness..a manager good at being proud of losers!

I was ridiculed by the experts of course but was right as always.

I see we have splashed out on a third choice keeper!...What happened to the two players joining at the weekend?

I won't be going unless we are told what happened to the Ward money but in future trust in what I tell you.

Noggo the bad can vouch for my sincere honesty so trust me when I tell you that we are an utter shambles.

I didn't get where I am today by being proud of losers!

I may or may not come back to save this site but at present it's back to the sunbed.

Adios y hasta luego!