"Do you remember that row we had twenty years ago when we sat down and wrote down each others faults?" I said to my wife. "Oh God yes, I still have mine somewhere, " she said with a giggle. "Well I've now finished, " I replied.
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29-03-2019, 09:02 AM #1
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22-03-2019, 08:01 PM #2
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What do women and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them......
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22-03-2019, 08:04 PM #3
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How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking s.hit from someone.
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22-03-2019, 08:08 PM #4
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What you call a hippy’s wife?
Mississippi
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22-03-2019, 08:44 PM #5
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Typical. Brin keeps it clean and then you have to come up with something that's offensive to women and to Southern US residents
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22-03-2019, 08:50 PM #6
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lotta-puss.
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22-03-2019, 09:41 PM #7
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lmfao Originally Posted by Back of the net
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22-03-2019, 08:11 PM #8
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Got thrown out a Strip club last night for using monopoly money........ I don’t see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.
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22-03-2019, 09:45 PM #9
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I went to a faith healer last night and he was ****ing ****, even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out!
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22-03-2019, 09:47 PM #10
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If anything good comes out of global warming it will be that in a few years Dancing on Ice won't be on the ****in TV...
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