O/T Friday neet joke thread ( 18+ please don't read if easily offended)

[Ronners]

I asked my son why he wants to marry so young. He said it's so he can have *** whenever he feels like it... He's in for quite a surprise.

[Ronners]

I was going to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff; I looked down and noticed I was above a nudist beach.......
So I tossed myself off.

[CAMiller]

Wasn’t a nice death but a beautiful finish.

You're just glossing over what was a tragic event. Have you no emulsions?

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

You're just glossing over what was a tragic event. Have you no emulsions?

Can’t varnish over the facts I was completely lacquered

[Ronners]

You're just glossing over what was a tragic event. Have you no emulsions?

Don't you start as well CAM

[Ronners]

Time to kick start this thread again........

What do we want ? A cure for OCD


When do we want it? On 22/2/22 !

[Ronners]

What do you call a night time cleaner with two birds of prey on his shoulders? .........


Hawk Kestrel man hoovers in the dark

[CAMiller]

What do you call a night time cleaner with two birds of prey on his shoulders? .........


Hawk Kestrel man hoovers in the dark

That was Andre Previn back in my day.

[Ronners]

It's true that Fosters lager tastes like piss. At least, the half empty can I found in the park did.

[Back of the net]

3. What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students?
A PDF file.