OT: Favourite sayings

[flourbasher]

Sharon Davis likes a good length in the mornings

[EasyAndEarly]

A very successful pick up line was:

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"...

Following the the theory...how do you get a fat lass into bed.....

EASY - PIECE OF CAKE !

Another favourite is a Chubby Brown cultural observation about same *** marriage:

"In my day it used to be Adam & Eve

NOT

ADAM & FU##ING STEVE ! ! !

[Scum-Triumphant]

My special watch says you’ve got no knickers on.

You have?

It must be 20 minutes fast again.

[crashbang]

Say that again and you will be holding a shirt full of broken ribs.

[Scum-Triumphant]

Say that again and you will be holding a shirt full of broken ribs.

I’d punch him till my arm fell off.

[crashbang]

At a group of bullies.
"One at a time or all at once"

[ragingpup]

Tha's got a face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp.

[Brin]

'She's gorra face like a rat catchers glove'

'Tha's got eyesight like a s.hithouse rat'........those from the Brook and the early 60's will understand that one

Can never help from adding this to a Perry Como song....'It wasn't the grass that tickled her arse it was only mi finger'

[rileyev.the.third]

On a night out a mate of mine said going into the Tivoli (nightclub). There's lots of strangers in here toneet I've never seen before.

True story lol.

[flourbasher]

Nigella Likes a good portion