Ask Red John

[RED_JOHN]

I borrowed a friend's dog for the week while he was on holiday. The neighbours cat has no fear. My cat was terrified of it and has run away.

You owe me a cat.

Next time get your cat chipped….should be easier to find. The neighbours cat sounds like some animal…reminds me of an old song from years ago. Sam the skull.

[Shetland Don]

I meant the cat is unemployed! Can’t edit for some reason!?

[RED_JOHN]

I meant the cat is unemployed! Can’t edit for some reason!?

[Don Julio]

RJ - Brendan Rodgers? Thumbs up
or thumbs down?

[RED_JOHN]

RJ - Brendan Rodgers? Thumbs up
or thumbs down?

Here is a question for you regarding Brendan Rodgers…..anyone remember the rumours of him and a ladyboy?

[donsdaft]

RJ - Brendan Rodgers? Thumbs up
or thumbs down?

Looks like a poofter to me.

Very pleasing that Leicester and Aston Villa both got shot of the wänkers in charge.

[InversneckieDob]

I think you’ll find it’s just another word for nothin left to lose.

https://youtu.be/SJnfdEX0QWk

That Pigpen harmony…

Nothing left to sell.....according to the Bard.


https://youtu.be/Lnz4NpIjXIw

[57vintage]

Nothing left to sell.....according to the Bard.


https://youtu.be/Lnz4NpIjXIw

I’ll go with Kristofferson’s original which the Dead co-opted into their set in 1970 and is on the 71 “Skull and Roses” live album. That’s where I learned it from, and is the version that I will occasionally trill to warm up the thrapple in ensuring maximum accuracy of harmonies. I get the Pigpen vocal line if and when it’s on the set list.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Red John ... if it takes 7 men/women or an equal number of individuals however gender assigned, 9 days to dig a hole, how long does it take for 4 men/women or an equal number of individuals however gender assigned,to dig half a hole? .... Assuming in each case. all aspects of s3x/gender/fitness/physical stature and prowess/physiology/health/task focus are comparable?

[NaeMairNeeps]

And while Ah'm here .... Red John ... pray tell ....

How many poofters does it tae to change a lightbulb reported as faulty in premises c/o Donsdaft after he (Donsdaft) has torn out all connective wiring in anticipation of a poofter invasion?