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[Jupiter]

Is she actually in the box, do you think?

The Queen managed to survive for 96 years without being killed by terrorists or nutters, so I'm sure the cops and the army can keep her coffin safe for a few days.

[Mason89]

The Queen managed to survive for 96 years without being killed by terrorists or nutters, so I'm sure the cops and the army can keep her coffin safe for a few days.

Can I shock you?

She was the terrorist nutter

[TheDeeDon]

Now it would be hilarious if it was an empty coffin and there must be a good chance that it is indeed the case. Just can't see them taking a chance on some nutter doing something to it in this day and age despite the security.

It would serve all those nutjobs who are waiting for hours on end to walk past a coffin of someone they didn't know.

In other news I see the timothy are to be investigated for fans having anti royal banners in the ground at their game the other night. I know you are not allowed political statements, but is being anti royal being political? Of course their paranoia will be through the roof that Rangers are getting away with singing the English anthem despite being told not to do so.

Strange times.

[57vintage]

1. This member of Joe Public has been told plenty, true or not, and I'm paying no more attention to it. I have hunners of books to read, four reviews to write, plots to be composted, and winter ingins to plant.

2. My Very Good Source told me after he arrived here from being present at the Aberdeen drive-through last week, that some kids bought eggs from a shop presumably near The Coffin Road. The shopkeeper was suspicious, but felt intimidated into the sale. He called the Old Bill after the omeletteers had gone, and the potential miscreants were apprehended. It's the last sort of stupid action needed right now, and civil liberties would have been given a bigger kicking than they're already taking.

3. "That 'ode' sucks." (FR Leavis, Times Literary Supplement)

[donsdaft]

"It's the last sort of stupid action needed right now, and civil liberties would have been given a bigger kicking than they're already taking."


I think I might remind you of this sentence in months to come.

[donsdaft]

F'uckin shopkeepers, arseholes the lot of them.

[Bisconti's balls]

Ode to the BBC.

You're angry that 'your' queen is dead
And you know that I don't care
You're angry that I don't recognise
Her 'rightful Son and Heir'

You're angry that I don't show 'respect'
To something I don't believe
You're angry that I have the freedom
To choose when I should grieve

You're angry, that unlike you,
I wasn't put upon this earth
To bow and scrape and know my place,
Like some medieval serf

You're Angry that somehow,
I'm allowed a point of view
You're angry when you realise
I don't agree with you

You're angry that I don't embrace
Your feudalistic rules
You're angry because you know that I despise
Such grovelling, fawning fools

But you see, I am angry too
About so many different things
Born in a world of sycophants,
And all the grief it brings

I'm angry at the BBC, the Daily Mail,
The morons that they quote
The puerile propaganda
They're ramming down my throat

I'm angry that I'm mourning,
For a vision that has gone
Angry that we can't make a world
That works for everyone

I'm angry that we're still held back
By forelock tuggers such as you
Angry that you're wedded to your masters
And your own outdated view

I'm angry that you worship
The people at the top
Your whole world's an anachronism
It really has to stop.

Ace!

[stewarty27]

Ace!

I didn't write it BB. Its by an old sactimonios knob called Frunkie Leavis, But he wasn't all bad he didna like the BBC either.

[Bisconti's balls]

I didn't write it BB. Its by an old sactimonios knob called Frunkie Leavis, But he wasn't all bad he didna like the BBC either.

He can't be that much of a knob surely lol

[Bisconti's balls]

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The Welsh in action! go on my sons !