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Thread: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    DON'T EAT the ones what aren't opened, ffs ****s sake. Them's the ones what are DEAD before they're cooked.

    D'yous know nowt?

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    As an matter off of interest Beast, which two organs are Qebehsenuef and Imsety supposed to hold?

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_J_cloth
    DON'T EAT the ones what aren't opened, ffs ****s sake. Them's the ones what are DEAD before they're cooked.

    D'yous know nowt?
    That's mussels innit?

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    **** knows. Liver and intestines?

    From pistachio nuts to canonic jars... THRED OF THE YEAR...

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore666
    **** knows. Liver and intestines?
    Other way around; I had to Google it

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Nerd!

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    They'd never find an Imsety big enough for my liver.

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by griff
    They'd never find an Imsety big enough for my liver.
    You could leave it to your family and make a gigantic foie gras out of it!

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    They'd have to turf the **** out of his sarcophagus to make room for mine.

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    They'd never find an Imsety big enough for my liver.
    You could leave it to your family and make a gigantic foie gras out of it! [/quote]

    Foie gras is froggy cack, imagine how much corn you'd* of to force feed Griff.

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