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Thread: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

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    Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Theyre geet lovely but I of a couple off of moans aboot them if I may?

    Some off of them are implausible to open so as much as 3% off of them gets unswallowed. Also if you eat a hole packet like I just of then the top off of your finger gets sliced have.

    Surely this is dangerous in this day and age.

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Piss off, naemates.

    No one on here wants to read your innane drivel.

    You're a waste of ****ing bandwidth, ****y arse.

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    I love pistachios. I always manage to get everyone of the little ****s open and I'm not very strong.

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    They should all be popped open if they're roasted properly.

    You must be eating them defective hungarian pistachios or summit.

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore666
    I love pistachios. I always manage to get everyone of the little ****s open and I'm not very strong.
    Even the ones that are only open a little bit?

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by imtheboy
    I love pistachios. I always manage to get everyone of the little ****s open and I'm not very strong.
    Even the ones that are only open a little bit?[/quote]

    EVERYONE OF THEM. TOO MANY STARVING FOLK IN THE WORLD TO LET THE LITTLE ****ERS GET AWAY.

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    What a boring ****!

    You must take the prize for being the boringest **** on the footymad networks!!

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nevermore666
    I love pistachios. I always manage to get everyone of the little ****s open and I'm not very strong.
    Even the ones that are only open a little bit?[/quote]

    EVERYONE OF THEM. TOO MANY STARVING FOLK IN THE WORLD TO LET THE LITTLE ****ERS GET AWAY.[/quote]

    Houdini couldnt get into the little ones I bet.

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by imtheboy
    I love pistachios. I always manage to get everyone of the little ****s open and I'm not very strong.
    Even the ones that are only open a little bit?[/quote]

    EVERYONE OF THEM. TOO MANY STARVING FOLK IN THE WORLD TO LET THE LITTLE ****ERS GET AWAY.[/quote]

    Houdini couldnt get into the little ones I bet.[/quote]

    Houdini usually got out of things tbf...

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    re: Of youse ever ate Pistachio nuts?

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    What a boring ****!

    You must take the prize for being the boringest **** on the footymad networks!!

    I'm not boring. I'm differently interesting. Think Roy Cropper meets Mr Bean.

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