Ask Red John

[Don Julio]

RJ - have you ever trodden the boards? Any major roles you fancy?

[RED_JOHN]

RJ - have you ever trodden the boards? Any major roles you fancy?

I could well have been a talent on tv but i relinquished a role to focus on a more honest living.

[InversneckieDob]

If a man is 17, and his son is 23, do you think he’s clever?

Dad was born on 29th February.

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[neilthedon]

Dad was born on 29th February.

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Hence the Pirates of Penzance reference , Sneckymin. The gist of the story was around a young loon inheriting stuff on his 21st birthday, but it was on Feb 29th.........

[InversneckieDob]

Hence the Pirates of Penzance reference , Sneckymin. The gist of the story was around a young loon inheriting stuff on his 21st birthday, but it was on Feb 29th.........

You know, I kinda lost track of you and 57s machinations.
I've seen productions of Pirates of Penzance (nae for a long time like) and should've made the connection.

[neilthedon]

You know, I kinda lost track of you and 57s machinations.
I've seen productions of Pirates of Penzance (nae for a long time like) and should've made the connection.

I'm half expecting DD to breenge into this with accusations of poovery ?!!

[57vintage]

I'm half expecting DD to breenge into this with accusations of poovery ?!!

…and they’re English.

[donsdaft]

I'm half expecting DD to breenge into this with accusations of poovery ?!!

Accusations of lightweight poovery perhaps.

Grand opera is the thing.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Aye aye Red John ... Ah'm on the sauce again ... so thought it a good time tae ask ye ...

If I ask a lassie oot for dinner, should I order ...

Black Puddin suppers, Reed Puddin suppers, or White puddin suppers? ... and should I add a pickled egg or a pickled onion?

[donsdaft]

Find yourself a good Scottish lass and buy her a huggis supper.

That’ll get her knickers aff.