O/T A Story.

[millertop]

...get Paul Davis in to edit then we’ll be able to understand what’s actually going on here, good call says Frogster I’ll leave it with you and your partner in...

[frogmiller]

.... the shape of Poddington Pea will help but you'll have to slip some valium into his tea before he's given access to it. He's over there listening to electro music on his...

[Hazza Has A Gazza]

...get Paul Davis in to edit then we’ll be able to understand what’s actually going on here, good call says Frogster I’ll leave it with you and your partner in...

....crime,MILLERS1884". As 1884 polishes Zippy's loaded weapon, Kempo sits alone at a table in the corner of the pub, talking to his friends Zilzal, NogBad, Dr Pokem and IBS about Sammy Stinkbomb, a made up character from his made up time at RGS.
"Reyt, be quiet, its all about subtlety, finesse and the element of surprise" Zippy says to 1884, as he expertly takes aim at Kempo.
"REYT, GOT THAT, SURPRISE FITNESS AND ELEPHANT OF SURPRISE, RONNIE OUT!!!!!!!" 1884 blurts out.
The whole pub then.....

[Lolmorgan]

Fall about laughing,Warneys our manager now you plonker,then clar walks in,anybody seen my dad he says......

[frogmiller]

... I saw a bloke insanely shouting Chester down the road could that be....

[wrinkly]

... I saw a bloke insanely shouting Chester down the road could that be....

... the same bloke who's already featured in post 52?

"yes" screams MT. "I'm always complaining when somebody posts summat that I might have mentioned only 3 weeks ago!"

"we know you are" shout the gathered ensemble.

An educated looking bloke in a 3 piece suit enters, carrying an expensive briefcase. It is open and a copy of "law for dummies" can be seen inside. The man is immaculately turned out, apart from a slight dusting of wig powder on his shoulders.

"how much is a brandy and port my good woman" he asks the barmaid.

"why don't you google it" says the victor lookalike.

"listen stranger, you're not welcome here, with your fancy book learning and high falutin' logic. We've got by with gut-feelings and blind prejudice until now and that suits us just fine. " says one of the regulars.

"I think I know why you don't like me" says the fancy dan. He then launches into a 10 minute monologue which nobody understands.

"I bet you googled that" says VM

All eyes turn to the entrance as a scrawny man, with a faceful of hate barges through the door. His lack of sophistication marks him as an out of towner. He sidles to the bar and pushes his sweaty face up close to the well-dressed man.

"oh no - it's the dingle kid" someone mutters

"Av bin follerin thee" he slurs

"yes, I know" says the lawyery looking bloke. He calmly takes a cheroot out of one pocket of his waistcoat. He takes a match out of the other pocket and strikes it against the pok-marked face of "the kid" (pure Van Cleef)

The Kid looks set to explode. He runs outside to his Moggie thou pickup and drags out a scraggy looking whippet, with teeth like daggers. An unkempt beast it is - apart from a fine head of perfectly styled and lacquered hair.

He re-enters the pub.

The vicious looking beeeast lets out a terrifying whimper and.........

releases the dog.

"gerrim Glavin" says the Kid "gu fot throoat"

Then - just as the beast is set to leap ........

[Lolmorgan]

The landlady steps in to stop it,look she say anybody with a dog named Glavin can feck off that barsteward ripped us to bits a Millmoor. So then mike miller decides to go to the bar & asks for a pint of Barnsley Bitter, the landlady says & you can ......

[rileyev.the.third]

Go sh@g ya sister wanting that sh1te. It's Stones or Johns in here none of that Barnsley p1ss watta. It's a reet pint what tha on about ya silly cow. 6 pints a that and I find myself just..........

[CAMiller]

Go sh@g ya sister wanting that sh1te. It's Stones or Johns in here none of that Barnsley p1ss watta. It's a reet pint what tha on about ya silly cow. 6 pints a that and I find myself just..........

...abart able to tolerate that GrumpyKingOfTheWest. In fact, talking about GKOTW I'm surprised he's not on the door here doing a finger and toe count. Maybe he's...

[Hazza Has A Gazza]

...abart able to tolerate that GrumpyKingOfTheWest. In fact, talking about GKOTW I'm surprised he's not on the door here doing a finger and toe count. Maybe he's...

.... out Morris Dancing with Crashbang, a favourite pass time of theirs. Word goes round, to much amusement, of GKOTW and Crash's hobby,when suddenly the saloon doors swing open and there stands a ragged figure wearing a high vis jacket. "THATS THAT F@£&ING CRASHBANG BLOKE!!!!!!!!!“ whispers 1884.
The place goes silent as the old ragged sea dog enters the bar. The landlady slides a bottle of Rioja along the bar to him, then another, and another.

" Nar then fella, has tha seen owt of Grumps"? says Brin. Crash replies with a typical uncalled for insulting answer.
"it's just that he was last seen alive with you, Morris dancing in Flanderwell" says Brin.
Crash casts a stern deathly glare in Brins direction.
"we don't want any trouble" says Kempo, Nogbad, Zilzal, IBS, WillRitson,....
"we just want to........