I was in Paisley today ...Shytehole .

[tartanscone1314]

Seeing how ma interest was getting oan in the Nationwide and took oot a few bob for Cheltenham .


Just ootside the shop in the High Street , 2 Junkies came up tae me when i was lighting up a fag .


" You got a spare fag pal " wan said " Naw " i said .


" You huv i just seen yer Packet " the other said .



Anyway tae cut a long story short , the tall lanky phucker got heidbutted for his troubles and the wee fat turd took a skelp oan the jaw .



I wished them a Happy New Year and went oan aboot ma buisiness .



I dont mess aboot

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Did they wish you a happy new year back?

[DannyBhoy]

You've changed your tune.

it wasn't so long ago you told us Paisley was a great night oot with great singers.

[tartanscone1314]

Aye but i was pished that night

[DannyBhoy]

Are you sure they were junkies? You don't get many fat junkies.

Probably just a couple of locals trying their hand and getting corrected on the error of their ways.

That was a good thing you done today, Scone. Hopefully they'll learn their lesson, become better men and join the church. You showed remarkable restraint, but it's nothing less than we've come to expect.

[Mook1]

I went past a homeless bloke on Rose St last year & he asked if I had any spare change, I checked in my pocket, inadvertantly jingling my keys, 'naw, sorry' & he's shouting after me that I did have change & I'm apparently a b@stard...

(Hands on hips) 'this country'

[Turnbull_Hutton]

I went past a homeless bloke on Rose St last year & he asked if I had any spare change, I checked in my pocket, inadvertantly jingling my keys, 'naw, sorry' & he's shouting after me that I did have change & I'm apparently a b@stard...

(Hands on hips) 'this country'

You had better get used to it with the borders just being opened to Romanians and Bulgarians