Official - Let's cheer ourselves up thread...

[Tone_Loc]

Yes yes yes we're in a bit of a pickle currently...

How about some nice clips to cheer ourselves up?

I'll kick off.

Please contribute? By God we need it !!! - view external link

[mikeveep]

Two doddery old couples meet socially and chew the fat.

One man says "Went to a great Restaurant last night,great food,reasonable prices"

Second man says "What was it called"

First man " You know my memory !..er,wait a minute. It's on the tip of my tongue...****** it cant remember...wait a minute I think,mm hold on I've an idea...theres a flower, usually red...sweet smelling

Second man "A carnation ?"

First man "err no, it has thorns and sometimes climbs"

Second man "Rose"

First man "That's it Rose !" turns to his wife "Rose,what was the of that restaurant we went to ?"

[Tone_Loc]

It could be worse... look at this poor c-unt... - view external link