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    dufc_poty

    was oot oan the bevvy efter the game wi big willo and a few o the other lads last night.

    in a tween laughing at the DABS the big man was saying:

    "how much o an honour and a privilege it is tae play for the Aberdeen"

    "how his career has moved up another level"

    "how tannadump was a depressing shyte hole and why he couldna get away quick enough"

    I then telt him willo, welcome tae aberdeen...the emotion was almost too much for him.

    a few choruses o whose that lying at pittodrie was then had by all

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    re: dufc_poty

    A fine post from one if the boards great posters.

    The Dabs rage is aff the scale just now.

    They may also want to know that I have it on very good authority from Ryan Gualds Ma that he still sleeps under his Aberdeen duvet cover. Fact.


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    re: dufc_poty

    "Big man" FFS zeppelin what height are you ; as for Gauldy indeed he is a dandie , sadly he does not play for them though

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    re: dufc_poty

    Quote Originally Posted by Red_Zeppelin
    "how tannadump was a depressing shyte hole and why he couldna get away quick enough"

    I then telt him willo, welcome tae aberdeen...
    Does he still insist on biding in Dundee?

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    re: dufc_poty

    I was having a wee gab with Gauld the other day (we had to go to a coffee shop cause he got knocked back, the wee phud) onywise he was telling me that he's only hanging around with the "tangerine tossers" (his words) because the rest of the team are so pish they make him like good. Says he's just waiting to make the step up to the higher level of "my beloved Aberdeen" when ready just like flood and robson did he said. I telt him "wee man all credit to you, but while you continue to wear that disgusting strip you'll always be a c*nt. And if you ever take me to a coffe shop again I'll knock 7 f*cking bells oot you"

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    re: dufc_poty

    [quote="grubber83"[/quote]

    Like

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    re: dufc_poty

    I think the subject line sums the DABS up!

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    re: dufc_poty

    Steve winwood is a fantastic musician and I won't hear another word said about it.

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    re: dufc_poty

    When I spoke with Willo at Tesco in Dundee
    He said he signed for Aberdeen because the money they offered was twice the amount united were offering and he got a 3 year contract opposed to a 2 year offer from united. Said it was all about security and that he wouldn't move up to Aberdeen as it was a grey desolate dump but the money would make up for it .
    As for Gauld , he ain't from Aberdeen . He from Laurencekirk and lives in Dundee
    Says it all
    Aberdeens a shytehole

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    re: dufc_poty

    I met Willie Miller in Aldi last week, told him he is the biggest c unt to ever play in Scotland. He agreed but countered it with "aye min but i had the best tash".
    I also asked him what he though of thon Peter Piper, the new sheep superstar. He answered "p1sh but he'd be slightly better if he grew a nice tash".

    Boring story but the true ones usually are.

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