Chinese Wummin

[tartanscone1314]

Has anyone any experiences wae them ?


Lassie that works in the Pearl Harbour in Erskine is absolutely stunning , shes Chinese .


She always cuddles Big Al , and gaes him bits of pork , he likes pork .


But i think shes really after me and shes wanting me tae gae her the Clambdinger .


Any thoughts ?

[Sir_Walter_Timslayer]

A guy in our work is married to a Chinese woman and you should she here Wooooooooooowwwwww.

[aintnosurf]

I went out with a Chinese burd a while back she only had one leg her was 'Irene'

[DannyBhoy]

I've pumped a few. A?60 until you shoot your muck in some establishments.

[rumandcokeralph]

I went out with a Chinese burd a while back she only had one leg her was 'Irene'

X-D

[tartanscone1314]

I went out with a Chinese burd a while back she only had one leg her was 'Irene'

I dont phucking get that ?

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

I was in my local chinese takeaway last night. I walked in and he said straight away "watcha waw" I said gie me 5 minutes to look at the menu. He then shouts at me again "watcha waw", I said can you serve somebody else until I decide what I want? Then he says "naw ya daft basturt, watcha waw, it's just been painted".

[BertrandRussell]

You don't seriously expect anyone over 10 to find that funny, AJ?

[aintnosurf]

What do you call a chinese women on fire ?

Mel Ting

[Taintedice]

I went out with a Chinese burd a while back she only had one leg her was 'Irene'