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Thread: O/T Question for the Old Men

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    O/T Question for the Old Men

    I'm 19 years old, so, obviously, I've got decades of raging hard-ons to look forward to. Every day I awake with a complete and utter boner and it's not unusual for me to be sitting in the lecture halls, or in the lab, with a massive, massive, rampant bricky.

    Fortunately, I'm charming, handsome, athletic and wealthy as well, so my throbbing stauner gets plenty of good use with the more gorgeous, stunning co-eds around campus.

    Anyway, my question for the old men is, what's it like to get a hard-on once every three months, when you get to your age? What do you think about, because I know that I probably think about *** once every two minutes!!

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    Back of the net!

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    If there's ever a post to get banned because of, it's this, bravo.

    Also I forward this question onto older men?

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    How long has this fraud been claiming to be 19 by the way?

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    Sambo has to be one of the biggest fruitcakes on the internet. He's a St Mirren fan, who pretends to live in America and support Celtic and basically has the most pathetic fantasy life you could possibly imagine.

    I bet he's got a fat missus and eats nothing but chips in his Feegie Park hovel. Mingin' wee f*cker that he is.

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    I admire guys like that.

    Makes me feel better aboot myself

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    Don't know why he's banned..

    Well once every 3 months fit aboot 6...

    Think aboot it...well less than 2 minutes anyway..

    And yes I'd love to be rampant again..

    Ed,
    Stop banning this guy he's good fun..

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    Sambo's a boring fud.

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    re: O/T Question for the Old Men

    Quote Originally Posted by 521buc
    Don't know why he's banned..

    Well once every 3 months fit aboot 6...

    Think aboot it...well less than 2 minutes anyway..

    And yes I'd love to be rampant again..

    Ed,
    Stop banning this guy he's good fun..
    As much as I like you, Buc, I can't agree. He's a bore.

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