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Thread: Could you please take a minute...

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    Could you please take a minute...

    ...to respect my swally



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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    Quote Originally Posted by 1995_Oh_My_Sides_
    ...to respect my swally


    Is it true that you have size 18 feet?

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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    Quote Originally Posted by 1995_Oh_My_Sides_
    ...to respect my swally


    Is that Mrs OMS away to bed so now you can sneak the extra 2 bottles of Taurus, that you planked outside, in the house?


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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    Where have you been hiding ya phuckin' nutjob?

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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    ...to respect my swally


    Is that Mrs OMS away to bed so now you can sneak the extra 2 bottles of Taurus, that you planked had outside, in the house?

    [/quote]

    She retired at 11.31pm

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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    What took you so long to go out to your shed for the rest?

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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    What took you so long to go out to your shed for the rest?
    Taking a straightjacket aff is nae a five minute job.

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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    What took you so long to go out to your shed for the rest?
    Celebrity Big Brother, Danster, she wiz watching it.

    Swally noo

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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bennachie
    What took you so long to go out to your shed for the rest?
    Taking a straightjacket aff is nae a five minute job.[/quote]

    Benster, me and you could easily faw oot.

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    re: Could you please take a minute...

    Quote Originally Posted by 1995_Oh_My_Sides_
    What took you so long to go out to your shed for the rest?
    Celebrity Big Brother, Danster, she wiz watching it.

    Swally noo [/quote]

    I'm not swallying, but if I was, I'd want an ice cold Taurus.

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