Im just listing tae Elvis

[tartanscone1314]

I met the man , hard to believe now , i spent three hours with him .

[DannyBhoy]

I met the man , hard to believe now , i spent three hours with him .

What did you two talk about?

[Red_Zeppelin]

i was filling ma land rover wi diesel won time, just sitting there pump in hand...this auld dear came runnig oot the petrol staion in tears, she said I was the dead spit for a young looking elvis...I gave her a few choruses o the green, green, grass o home...then gave her a wee hug and sent her oan her way happy as a sandlark

[weearabs]

I met the man , hard to believe now , i spent three hours with him .

waar? in jail

[tartanscone1314]

I met the man , hard to believe now , i spent three hours with him .

waar? in jail [/quote]



Ive warned you before aboot posting pish wee man .

[ScreamingBlueMesslah]

I met the man , hard to believe now , i spent three hours with him .

I thought it was Kenneth McKellor ?

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

The only part of Britain Elvis set foot in was Ayrshire.

[tartanscone1314]

I met Dusty Springfield in a field near the hotel , I was wearing ma welly boots .


She was a stunner .

[ScreamingBlueMesslah]

I met the man , hard to believe now , i spent three hours with him .

waar? in jail [/quote]

No often you make laugh,but

[tartanscone1314]

The only part of Britain Elvis set foot in was Ayrshire.

Nae Shyte Sherlock