The Sweeney oan the now .

[tartanscone1314]

Det. Insp. Jack Regan: It's just our sense of humour, Jock.

DS Davy Freeth: And the next ******* that calls me Jock gets his head knocked off!




[watching DS Freeth arrive off the train from Glasgow]

Det. Sgt. George Carter: What's he carrying? What's that in his hand?

Det. Insp. Jack Regan: It's his breakfast, innit?

Det. Sgt. George Carter: I thought they ate porridge.

Det. Insp. Jack Regan: Well they used to - until they discovered that it was healthy.






[DS Freeth gives DS Carter some warrants to arrest violent criminals]

Det. Sgt. George Carter: Assault with a deadly weapon, GBH, attempted murder. What are they? Rangers supporters?





[Regan, Carter and Freeth break into a flat. It seems that there is no-one home. Carter calls from another room]

Det. Sgt. George Carter: They left without making the bed. The reason could be there's a dead man in it.







Det. Insp. Jack Regan: There's only been a break-in at Windsor Castle.

Det. Sgt. George

[manofsteel]

Alan partridge talking to someone about cholesterol



It's cholesterol, Scottish people eat it.

[1995_Oh_My_Sides_]

Alan partridge talking to someone about cholesterol



It's cholesterol, Scottish people eat it.

[Mook1]

The (old) Sweeney was class, I always stick it on ITV4 when I notice it's on.

"Get your trousers on, you're nicked."

[bluek]

The Sweeney is one of the best things on the 350 channels of shoite

"Who are ya?"

"We're the Sweeney son, and we havent had any dinner"