Caption Competition - Allardirci and Mourinadirci

[Taansend]

Allardirci: "Today we might be adversaries but tonight we'll dance but the light of the moon, Oh Special One"

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[jon15u]

keepa does hands outta my pockets. Be a lucky for a what you get paid.

[Mark_Kaylor]

Keep looking into my eyes Jose...

It takes the attention off your plastic slaphead fan behind you...

[SuperIrons]

[Song blasting out from the stadium PA in background]

'Take your partner by the hand, swing him around again and again... yee haaa!'

[ThePike]

If I win the arm wrestle you let us have a point OK?

[HammertimeWHUFC]

"This is not Premier League, this is not the best league in the world. This is football from the 19th century," Mourinho told reporters.

"It's very difficult to play a football match when only one team wants to play. A football match is about two teams playing.

"I told Big Sam, they need points. To come here the way they did, is that acceptable? Maybe it is, they need points."

Mourinho insisted there was little more his side could do to break down West Ham, who came away from Stamford Bridge with a point for only the second time since September 2002.

He joked: "The only thing I could bring more was Black & Decker - a Black & Decker to destroy the [West Ham] wall."

Allardyce, however, laughed off criticism from the Chelsea boss.

"He can tell me all he wants [that West Ham were negative], I don't give a *****," he said. "I love to see Chelsea players moaning at the referee, trying to intimidate him, Jose jumping up and down saying we play **** football.

"It's brilliant when you ge

[bonzosbest74]

This is football from the 19th century

Welcome to the wonderful world of West Ham fans Jose

[avit]

Sam - here's the keys to the bus, you'll need it against citeh.

[Dailly___7]

While Mourinho is right that it wasn't pretty and the neutral wouldn't have enjoyed it, he's one to talk.

He's often just as bad, but has a much better quality of player at his disposal.

He tried to park the bus just as much whenever he went to Barcelona as the Real Madrid manager. Chelsea at Old Trafford and The Emirates are two of the most boring games I've seen this season.

I'm sure he would have liked us to have gone there and played an open game so they could have beaten us 4-0 and he could have given patronising comments like, "they gave it a good go", but he must understand that we're a struggling team playing away against a title challenger so it's up to them to break us down.

He's frustrated that they missed a big opportunity and is obviously rattled.

Which is nice

[Dullard]

Different story when Inter Milan went to Barca in the semi final of the Chumps League a couple of years back and got a goalless draw eh Jose?

Fecking hypocrite.