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[Dullard]

My agent just phoned to say that CambridgeUtdMad have approached SF.net for permission to speak to me, they are keen to make an offer for me to join.

Its tempting but I think I,ll stay put, SF.Net is the only board I,ve ever wanted to post for ken?

Am hearing that a 2 Million Pound bid from ManCityMad to sign Scone on a three year deal hs been rejected out of hand and described as " derisory"

Red Zeppelin and Bennachie have been transfer listed but naebodys made an approach.

Walter Timslayer and Tain_Ted have been sent on loan to One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest.

[CB_1874]

My agent just phoned to say that CambridgeUtdMad have approached SF.net for permission to speak to me, they are keen to make an offer for me to join.

Its tempting but I think I,ll stay put, SF.Net is the only board I,ve ever wanted to post for ken?

Am hearing that a 2 Million Pound bid from ManCityMad to sign Scone on a three year deal hs been rejected out of hand and described as " derisory"

Red Zeppelin and Bennachie have been transfer listed but naebodys made an approach.

Walter Timslayer and Tain_Ted have been sent on loan to One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest.

[swaddon]

My agent just phoned to say that CambridgeUtdMad have approached SF.net for permission to speak to me, they are keen to make an offer for me to join.

Its tempting but I think I,ll stay put, SF.Net is the only board I,ve ever wanted to post for ken?

Am hearing that a 2 Million Pound bid from ManCityMad to sign Scone on a three year deal hs been rejected out of hand and described as " derisory"

Red Zeppelin and Bennachie have been transfer listed but naebodys made an approach.

Walter Timslayer and Tain_Ted have been sent on loan to One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest.

I think you should go to Cambridge, we need the money.

[Mook1]

My Agent's been over at EvertonMad aw day but they keep just shouting 'f*ck off' at him with their fingers in their ears.

Stranger than fiction.

[Dullard]

The Cambridge offer is tempting, getting the chance to work with the likes of SARTO is hard to turn doon but I,ll stay here if SF.Net shows a bit of ambition.

I think we should sign The AngusBull from SheepMad and bring a couple of the Everton boys in on loan, the Boy Mook needs someone to argue with now that W*nktopus has had his licence revoked

[Mook1]

The Cambridge offer is tempting, getting the chance to work with the likes of SARTO is hard to turn doon but I,ll stay here if SF.Net shows a bit of ambition.

I think we should sign The AngusBull from SheepMad and bring a couple of the Everton boys in on loan, the Boy Mook needs someone to argue with now that W*nktopus has had his licence revoked

I'm just enjoying the piece now that he's ***g his eight boots up

There's some good lads on teh Everton forum, don't go near Everton_Freak though, he's like Duncan Ferguson getting burgled on every post.

[Dullard]

I saw Everton_Freak going banzai after the thrashing, FAF

Had a mental picture of a boy posting with his eyebrows on fire

[Bennachie]

Look boss, I'm willing tae stay and apply masel' better innat, ken.

[Dullard]

Mr Benn showing the right attitude there, nae wonder the Board told CoveRangersMad tae feck aff

[IanAberdon]

Has Supernutts loan to oor forum nae expired yet?

Let's face it - despite many chances, he's just fallen short of the quality we require.