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    Restricted View at the San Giro

    Sorry about the blatant sales pitch here, but I feel it is important.

    1 hour before kick-off at the tattiedome on Saturday, I will be standing outside the stadium selling periscopes at 1 pound each for those fans whose view of the pitch will be restricted. In anticipation of this niche in the market, I have had 25,000 units manufactured and anticipate my product being sold out within half an hour.

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    re: Restricted View at the San Giro

    I forgot to add, Dons fans will be issued with a special "add-on" which will enable them to see round corners.

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    i refuse to attend sellik park on the grounds of decency

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    re: Restricted View at the San Giro

    Quote Originally Posted by OleOle
    Sorry about the blatant sales pitch here, but I feel it is important.

    1 hour before kick-off at the tattiedome on Saturday, I will be standing outside the stadium selling periscopes at 1 pound each for those fans whose view of the pitch will be restricted. In anticipation of this niche in the market, I have had 25,000 units manufactured and anticipate my product being sold out within half an hour.


    trust me..come the end of the game you will be delighted you had a restricted view

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    re: Restricted View at the San Giro

    Quote Originally Posted by herewego10inarow
    Sorry about the blatant sales pitch here, but I feel it is important.

    1 hour before kick-off at the tattiedome on Saturday, I will be standing outside the stadium selling periscopes at 1 pound each for those fans whose view of the pitch will be restricted. In anticipation of this niche in the market, I have had 25,000 units manufactured and anticipate my product being sold out within half an hour.


    trust me..come the end of the game you will be delighted you had a restricted view [/quote]

    Statements like that have a habit of coming back and bitin ye on the hole

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    good luck to the dons, despite the existence of red zep, bennachie,angusros, swaddon,archie, easty and every other bawbag that follows them

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    re: Restricted View at the San Giro

    Quote Originally Posted by OleOle
    Sorry about the blatant sales pitch here, but I feel it is important.

    1 hour before kick-off at the tattiedome on Saturday, I will be standing outside the stadium selling periscopes at 1 pound each for those fans whose view of the pitch will be restricted. In anticipation of this niche in the market, I have had 25,000 units manufactured and anticipate my product being sold out within half an hour.


    trust me..come the end of the game you will be delighted you had a restricted view [/quote]

    Statements like that have a habit of coming back and bitin ye on the hole [/quote]

    so does **** threads like the one you started..we shall see

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    re: Restricted View at the San Giro

    Quote Originally Posted by herewego10inarow
    Sorry about the blatant sales pitch here, but I feel it is important.

    1 hour before kick-off at the tattiedome on Saturday, I will be standing outside the stadium selling periscopes at 1 pound each for those fans whose view of the pitch will be restricted. In anticipation of this niche in the market, I have had 25,000 units manufactured and anticipate my product being sold out within half an hour.


    trust me..come the end of the game you will be delighted you had a restricted view [/quote]

    Ha you will have wished youz had restricted view as we are going to surprise youz.


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    re: Restricted View at the San Giro

    Quote Originally Posted by fittiered
    Sorry about the blatant sales pitch here, but I feel it is important.

    1 hour before kick-off at the tattiedome on Saturday, I will be standing outside the stadium selling periscopes at 1 pound each for those fans whose view of the pitch will be restricted. In anticipation of this niche in the market, I have had 25,000 units manufactured and anticipate my product being sold out within half an hour.


    trust me..come the end of the game you will be delighted you had a restricted view [/quote]

    Ha you will have wished youz had restricted view as we are going to surprise youz.

    [/quote]

    will you daft sheep ever fucvvvkign learn

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    re: Restricted View at the San Giro

    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    good luck to the dons, despite the existence of red zep, bennachie,angusros, swaddon,archie, easty and every other bawbag that follows them
    How dare you associate us with elsie, ya auld bawbag

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