Ive no tae leave the hoose for 2 weeks wae ma Leg

[tartanscone1314]

Dr Sunderland said tae me , are you ex forces ?



She was gagging

[braincapers]

Is your doctor Anne Sunderland?

[DannyBhoy]

Did she give you crutches?

[tartanscone1314]

Is your doctor Anne Sunderland?

Aye her fae Renfrew ...she said to the nurse Wendy that eats the bannanas that im an Idiot .

I heard her say it

[AguyIknow]

Wtf did you do to that hedge?

[braincapers]

Is your doctor Anne Sunderland?

Aye her fae Renfrew ...she said to the nurse Wendy that eats the bannanas that im an Idiot .

I heard her say it[/quote]


I have always thought that as well as being a very good GP she is an excellent judge of character.

[DannyBhoy]

Is she worth a scuttle, Scone?

[braincapers]

Is she worth a scuttle, Scone?

Well below the weight requirements needed to meet your somewhat odd proclivities.

[tartanscone1314]

Did she give you crutches?

Danny .. I just soldier oan ma friend , ive been in worst situations , but id rather no talk aboot it .


but i remember one time when me and Mad Mitch parachuted intae the Gobi desert , anyway ma chute got tangled up at 15,000 foot , I thought i was a gonner ...I looked up at the blazing Sun , and then like t thing Mad Mitch swooped doon like an Eagle and picked me up .


I will never forget what he said to me tioll my dying day " Do you want a Cuddle Sconemeister "

[DannyBhoy]

Did she give you crutches?

Danny .. I just soldier oan ma friend , ive been in worst situations , but id rather no talk aboot it .


but i remember one time when me and Mad Mitch parachuted intae the Gobi desert , anyway ma chute got tangled up at 15,000 foot , I thought i was a gonner ...I looked up at the blazing Sun , and then like t thing Mad Mitch swooped doon like an Eagle and picked me up .


I will never forget what he said to me tioll my dying day " Do you want a Cuddle Sconemeister "[/quote]

A truly beautiful story, Scone. It's amazing how two stone cold killers can share such warm experiences. The world would be a better place if there were more like you and Mad Mitch going about.