Its ma Birthday oqan Tuesday

[tartanscone1314]

5 day bender

[IanAberdon]

Oqan Tuesday? Is that like Pancake Thursday only it's on a Tuesday?

[Dullard]

Thursday is Liquidation Day Eve

[AguyIknow]

5 day bender

Mine on Wednesday, and my youngest's on Thursday

[Airdrieman]

5 day bender

Hiring a bender for 5 days must be expensive?

Unlees you're going to Taiwan?

[AguyIknow]

Nah, he's been wounded in the Battle of The Hedgerow and is now confined to barracks. I think his missus is getting the bender in for him by way of revenge.

[DannyBhoy]

5 day bender

Hiring a bender for 5 days must be expensive?

Unlees you're going to Taiwan?[/quote]

I was in the Sarry last night, and asked for a 'penny wipe', guy never had a clue.

[Airdrieman]

He must be nearly 70 by now, can't have much life left in him, easy time for the bender I suppose. :/

[tartanscone1314]

He must be nearly 70 by now, can't have much life left in him, easy time for the bender I suppose. :/

I`m the first tae tell you i will probably be deed in 5 years , but ive had a great life , i widnae change anything .

[Airdrieman]

He must be nearly 70 by now, can't have much life left in him, easy time for the bender I suppose. :/

I`m the first tae tell you i will probably be deed in 5 years , but ive had a great life , i widnae change anything .[/quote]

Good for you old timer, make the best of the little time you have left, maybe you should write a wee "to do before I go" list?