How often...

[DannyBhoy]

Do you masturbate?

Pretty simple really, once a day, once a week?

[521buc]

When I was teenager 6 times a day..why Danny..

But have to say its now broken.. just like Pele..

[DannyBhoy]

When I was teenager 6 times a day..why Danny..

But have to say its now broken.. just like Pele..

If you're down in Glasgow for the final, buc, I'll sort you out with some of Pele's Pills.

[521buc]

When I was teenager 6 times a day..why Danny..

But have to say its now broken.. just like Pele..

If you're down in Glasgow for the final, buc, I'll sort you out with some of Pele's Pills.

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I am going down Danny..will certainly be in a bar or two..will you be in one of the gallowgate bars..

[Floppy_funbags]

We are ENGLISH and we do NOT do THAT sort of thing.

[DannyBhoy]

We are ENGLISH and we do NOT do THAT sort of thing.

Nonsense!

[DannyBhoy]

When I was teenager 6 times a day..why Danny..

But have to say its now broken.. just like Pele..

If you're down in Glasgow for the final, buc, I'll sort you out with some of Pele's Pills.

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I am going down Danny..will certainly be in a bar or two..will you be in one of the gallowgate bars..[/quote]

Na mate, I'll be staying away from the area that day.

[just_joe]

We are ENGLISH and we do NOT do THAT sort of thing.

Some would say that's all you do.

Personally, I have so much gorgeous female company around me at Uni and in my social life that masterbation would be a total waste.

BTW, Dannybhoy is talking about self gratification in public, to be specific. It's a popular Glasgow pastime.

[Nevermore666]

Every night (it helps me sleep).

[jiltedjohn]

We are ENGLISH and we do NOT do THAT sort of thing.

What a load o' ****.