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Thread: Beards

  1. #1

    Beards

    I've got one. Keeps the bottom of my face reet warm in these Arctic conditions. And saves me the bother of ofing to of a shave in the morning.

    Winner.

  2. #2
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    re: Beards

    Dave Lee Travis has one as well.

    As does Rolf Harris.

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    re: Beards

    Quote Originally Posted by John_Ridley
    Dave Lee Travis has one as well.

    As does Rolf Harris.
    Ergo, young ladies like them too.

    I really can't see a downside, tbf.

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    re: Beards

    i'm experimenting with my goatee, growing it as long as possible

    cleaning out the dried up toothpaste and soup is getting a bit wearisome though

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    re: Beards

    This has been a topic of conversation in my life over the last couple of weeks as it happens...

    Ive been clean shaven for all of my life except for the past four(4)months when Ive grew one...

    The staff at the hospital told me that it was a classic sign of depression along with having long fingernails,not bathing and not looking after yourself in general...

    After being told this I did notice that a higher proportion of residents than normal did indeed have a beard

    I think that mine makes me look like Brian Wilson when he grew one (but he was suffering from mental illness at the time) and I told my mate this,and his reply was that goats could grow a beard as well and I look more like the goat than Brian Wilson but he may have been a tad jealous of my new whiskers...

    To be honest im getting a bit bored of it now and I may get the shaver out before I go back to work on Monday...

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    re: Beards

    i'd keep the beard Chalky...

    Brian Wilson wrote some geet songs tbf, one off of my all time favourites is "Caroline No" which i'm now singing in my head

    ..oh and i'm not aware of any goats writing songs so tell your mate* to **** off



    *goat edit

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    re: Beards

    A man with a beard has something to hide.

  8. #8

    re: Beards

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    A man with a beard has something to hide.
    I could probably just about hide a pen in it. One off of those small ones, from a bookies, tbf.

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    re: Beards

    I always grow a beard during my "low times".

    I am a lazy **** tho.

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    re: Beards

    Quote Originally Posted by chalky-ncfc
    This has been a topic of conversation in my life over the last couple of weeks as it happens...

    Ive been clean shaven for all of my life except for the past four(4)months when Ive grew one...

    The staff at the hospital told me that it was a classic sign of depression along with having long fingernails,not bathing and not looking after yourself in general...

    After being told this I did notice that a higher proportion of residents than normal did indeed have a beard

    I think that mine makes me look like Brian Wilson when he grew one (but he was suffering from mental illness at the time) and I told my mate this,and his reply was that goats could grow a beard as well and I look more like the goat than Brian Wilson but he may have been a tad jealous of my new whiskers...

    To be honest im getting a bit bored of it now and I may get the shaver out before I go back to work on Monday...
    So are beardy blokes all mentals?

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