FAO Dullard

[DannyBhoy]

What's up, pal?

You having a wee swally tonight?

[Dullard]

All good here Mr Dannybhoy

Am on a youtube streak mate, been watching a boy getting attacked by a leopard, some bands from the 70,s like UFO and Hawkwind and a documentary abuot the Rolls Royce Trent 1000 jet engine.

It doesnae get much better than that.

Have also been arguing on here with weelabourwifie who I suspect is a plagiarist.

Have not had a bevvy since December.

Hows things with yourself?

[DannyBhoy]

I seen you arguing with WLW and wondered if all was well in Dullard's world.

It's easy to get lost on Youtube. Sometimes hours can pass watching videos, I'm a big fan of the wildlife efforts.

Things are fine in Glasgow's leafy East End, I'm just waiting to find out if I have a ticket for tomorrow before heading to my scratcher. - view external link

[Dullard]

All is indeed well my man, WLW is a wind up merchant I think.

Hope you get a ticket for ramorra and if you get a chance to talk to Lennon beforehand tell him it needs to be double figues this time ken? - view external link

[DannyBhoy]

I hope against hope, but I don't think WLW is a woman.

I'll say to him when he texts me tomorrow morning. As long as he doesn't play Samaras then I'm okay, will be funny when Griffiths scores his third of the game after 38 minutes.

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[Dullard]

Bear Grylls is a nutter I wuld invite him roond the hoose for a scran but I think he would end up eating the furniture and drinking his own pish.

Might be a good candidate for next Celtic manager actually.

Check this boy oot, I get my kill at his antics. - view external link

[DannyBhoy]

You are a stoner, aren't you Dullard?

[Dullard]

No anymore Danny. ye cannae argue with Hoover Shoes though

[DannyBhoy]

No. No you can't. I'd love to see him go on Dragon's Den with those, seeing Duncan Bannantyne's face would be hilarious!

Does that guy fancy himself as a bit of an 'English Limmy' or what?

[Dullard]

No. No you can't. I'd love to see him go on Dragon's Den with those, seeing Duncan Bannantyne's face would be hilarious!

Does that guy fancy himself as a bit of an 'English Limmy' or what?

I know what you mean, the guys funny though

He manages to get one of those mobility scooters to hit 51 mph, builds a jet engine out of a toilet roll holder and a turbo unit off a Ford transit and then builds a wall of death out of pallets.

We need people like that