Sheep - was it you that I met in Glasgow today?

[Sir_Walter_Timslayer]

Heading for Ibrox when Sir Walter was accosted in the street by two sheep * decked in the red and white. They wanted to know how to get to Partick on the "tube" (I think that's Doric for Underground).

Ever the good citizen, Sir Walter pointed them in the direction of St Enoch's "tube" station. Told them that Firhill wasn't too far to walk from Partick "tube" station. Which in a kind of existentialist kind of a way it's true.

You can thank me later sheepie, a nice brisk walk would do you the world of good, and you might have got to the Maryhill Rd in time to see a red and white juggernaut blowing a puncture.

Sir Walter - always happy to help



I don't think they were real sheep, they didn't have sheepy accents. That middle class section of support must be out in farce again. The Bridge of Weir Farmers Market will be short of a few quid today.

[ZombieSkelper]

Why does Waltershelfstacker refer to himself in the 3rd person?

[Sir_Walter_Timslayer]

Why does Waltershelfstacker refer to himself in the 3rd person?

You should ask him

[DannyBhoy]

Why does Waltershelfstacker refer to himself in the 3rd person?

Because he has a Master's degree in bawbaggery.

[mitherzundhand]

I saw a few of them on the underground. The Sheep Sh@gging S(um were all big mouth and no trousers. That was because they were on the opposite platform from us and there two railway lines between us.

[Archiebaird]

I saw a few of them on the underground. The Sheep Sh@gging S(um were all big mouth and no trousers. That was because they were on the opposite platform from us and there two railway lines between us.

"The Sheep Sh@gging S(um"

Classy.

This guys seething

[Lord_HawHaw]

of course you jumped across the railway lines to give us a right good talking to

[BertrandRussell]

Folk in Aberdeen are probably confused by electricity, never mind railways.

[Lord_HawHaw]

says the guy fae the land that time forgot

[RedStarTorphins]

I saw a few of them on the underground. The Sheep Sh@gging S(um were all big mouth and no trousers. That was because they were on the opposite platform from us and there two railway lines between us.

you couldn't fight sleep ya h*n b@stard