Jose Mourinho

[Mook1]

Moans to a boy in the French media (off the record) about the poor striking options he has in his squad (he signed Eto'o remember & has spent tens of millions since he arrived in the Summer) & now he's doing his press conference complaining about a lack of ethics am*ngst journalists?...

Great manager but what a fud he is.

[gersforme]

phuck off with english fitba pish, naebody gives a flying phuck, lets talk instead about your weekend nightlife

[Mook1]

phuck off with english fitba pish, naebody gives a flying phuck, lets talk instead about your weekend nightlife

I got my baws kicked on Saturday, went out on Friday night & didnae come in 'til 8 in the morning.

Constant grief ever since...

[gersforme]

mook, i'd imagine a lippy kvnt like you gets his baws kicked just aboot every weekend

[Mook1]

mook, i'd imagine a lippy kvnt like you gets his baws kicked just aboot every weekend

I wear my fancy dress shop police uniform so I'm usually ok.

[gersforme]

are you a tranny mook? if so, i'd probably do you

i have no self respect

[Mook1]

Obviously it's a WPC uniform, do you think I'm some sort of bigot?

[gersforme]

i'm getting a semi, mate

[Mook1]

I've got cracking legs, think Cindy Crawford mixed with John Barnes.

Or something.

[gersforme]

you've touched me in ways i've never been touched before