KEMPO, any chance of a doctor's note?

[Zilzal]

A cylinder of oxygen would also be much appreciated.

[tivoliman415783]

can I second that please... my heart is still pounding against my chest!!!

[kempo]

a bit stressful I agree

[Zilzal]

By my calculations I've still got another 18 months life left in me. But only if you get me off work and get some heart pills to me and fast!

I don't want my dying words to be, "It's all Kempo's fault! He was off on another ******* holiday. Snorkling in the Indian Ocean, I'll bet!
Well you can tell him from me...

(Dies)

[Zilzal]

False alarm!

The Loved One's just arrived with a big bag of chips. She's having all the chips, I'm having the brown paper bag they came in, to help me with the hyperventilating.

I may well pull through yet, much to the disappointment of WombwellMiller, Matt157, Geetarman, Millavanilla and others too numerous to mention. My apologies.

P.S. My best friend is a Charlton fan. I texted him several times advising a hefty bet on Charlton to win at the first time of asking. He thought the S6ers were banker home winners.

Pah! My hefty bet came in and I was feeling good. 24 hours later I'm berating my dear dear chum Kempo for possibly taking a much deserved Winter break.

Do I feel ashamed?

I feel ashamed.

[millavanilla]

Kempo, just give yourself a note...

[drpokem]

Kempo: 'I'm Startacus. And btw that Zilzal is a great guy.'
Zilzal: 'No, I'm Startacus, but Kempo is still a great guy.'
IBS: 'I'm Startacus - although I'm not sure he was a true believer in JC - but Kempo and Zilzal are both really great guys.'

[kempo]

Great posting zilzal...I'm off to Gatwick immediately after Saturday's game...Maldives it is for a spot of snorkelling...I deserve it after more than 30 years in the NHS...oh sorry pokey I'm not allowed to say that...