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    Lennon's lucky unicorn

    Those sheep rapists who stole Neil Francis Lennons lucky unicorn fae Tynecastle Park, must have been doing unthinkable things to the poor creature

    Celtic are now getting red cards and have lost their penalty privilege. Meanwhile, the teuchter crowd are singing songs about setting sheep on fire - burning their old rape victims , while turning their attention to poor Neil's beloved unicorn .

    If only Coisty could feast on that mythical beast , not only would it fill his belly it would give his club the edge for their cup campaign while at the same time turn the red army back on to there sheep and ending their luck at the same time

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    re: Lennon's lucky unicorn

    I'll dae the phuckin' rape posts on here

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    re: Lennon's lucky unicorn

    Have you been at the auld crack pipe Redford?

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    re: Lennon's lucky unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    I'll dae the phuckin' rape posts on here
    Sorry , you can take over mook

    Enjoy

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    re: Lennon's lucky unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Redford
    I'll dae the phuckin' rape posts on here
    Sorry , you can take over mook

    Enjoy [/quote]

    You need tae get back to yer pipe anyway...

    Moyes's record-breaking season

    United lose to Olympiakos for the first time after winning the four previous meetings

    Stoke earn first win over Man Utd since 1984

    Swansea win at Old Trafford for the first
    time

    Newcastle win at Man Utd for first time since 1972

    Everton achieve same feat for first time since 1992

    West Brom win at Old Trafford for first time since 1978


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    re: Lennon's lucky unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Redford
    Those sheep rapists who stole Neil Francis Lennons lucky unicorn fae Tynecastle Park, must have been doing unthinkable things to the poor creature

    Celtic are now getting red cards and have lost their penalty privilege. Meanwhile, the teuchter crowd are singing songs about setting sheep on fire - burning their old rape victims , while turning their attention to poor Neil's beloved unicorn .

    If only Coisty could feast on that mythical beast , not only would it fill his belly it would give his club the edge for their cup campaign while at the same time turn the red army back on to there sheep and ending their luck at the same time




    that did make me LOL

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    re: Lennon's lucky unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    I'll dae the phuckin' rape posts on here
    Sorry , you can take over mook

    Enjoy [/quote]

    You need tae get back to yer pipe anyway...

    Moyes's record-breaking season

    United lose to Olympiakos for the first time after winning the four previous meetings

    Stoke earn first win over Man Utd since 1984

    Swansea win at Old Trafford for the first
    time

    Newcastle win at Man Utd for first time since 1972

    Everton achieve same feat for first time since 1992

    West Brom win at Old Trafford for first time since 1978

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    He has been raping them all season mook

    But it's only half time in the CL , maybe sir Alex can persuade his old club to give Moyes a loan of the magic unicorn before the second leg

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    re: Lennon's lucky unicorn

    Moyes is more likely to try & flog a magic dead horse

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    re: Lennon's lucky unicorn

    Quote Originally Posted by Archiebaird
    Have you been at the auld crack pipe Redford?
    that win over his big team last night has made poor petticoat lose the plot

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