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Thread: Things this board is slower than?

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    Things this board is slower than?

    One of Danny's chubby's getting her fat erse up his tenement stair, gasping to have her first ryde since she put on 5 stone, knowing that he is the only man who would possibly entertain her


    any other comparisons ? Apart from the obvious ones like, slower than Dullard's tax returns

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    re: Things this board is slower than?

    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    One of Danny's chubby's getting her fat erse up his tenement stair, gasping to have her first ryde since she put on 5 stone, knowing that he is the only man who would possibly entertain her


    any other comparisons ? Apart from the obvious ones like, slower than Dullard's tax returns


    I think the Pics Danny has put up of the burds he is entertaining have been awright

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    danny never gets to see these women ffs, he just rips the heed aff it to their pics then share them here with numerous men, without their consent

    a liberty taking phuckpyg

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    re: Things this board is slower than?

    An Aberdonian getting a roond in.

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    re: Things this board is slower than?

    'Slower than'... Gers walkin doon Abercromby Street in his pish stained court suit and collarette playing the triangle in one of those cultural parades.

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    slower than angusros's "business trips", the little pimp hoormaister, i bet he gets torn a new starfish nightly

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    slower than pogue to declare what team he supports in his golf club filled with Royal British Legion members, the cushions at home are fooling no one.

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    Charlie Adam.

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    Skyless gig bookings...well maybe no

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