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Thread: Anyone got the sh1tting bug going about?

  1. #1
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    Anyone got the sh1tting bug going about?

    I do. Sh1tting water every hour on the hour. It all started with a rumbling in my stomach then the dreaded wet fart (first one in a long time...took me back to my child hood) I originally blamed the pinto I had on Tuesday however this is something more sinister. Literally p1ssing out my @rsehole right now which leaves a terrible sting.

    ...Other than that I'm in tip top condition. Enjoy the weekend folks.

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    re: Anyone got the sh1tting bug going about?

    Thanks for sharing that with us.

  3. #3
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    re: Anyone got the sh1tting bug going about?

    Be careful out there.

  4. #4
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    re: Anyone got the sh1tting bug going about?

    Post of the day brother.

    Cap doffed Sir.

    WATP.

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    re: Anyone got the sh1tting bug going about?

    I hope you were in the hoose when you sharted and didnae get caught short...

    Nasty.

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    re: Anyone got the sh1tting bug going about?

    Muck and Wally have it.

    It manifests itself when they type

  7. #7
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    re: Anyone got the sh1tting bug going about?

    Update -

    Still not feeling 100% that's 2 days of rusty water pouring out me. Day off work tomorrow methinks

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